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Maybe he ran into the Bobbum Man...
Equipmunk sharp, equipmunk dirty. Equipmunk make Kung Wu bobbum hurty.
Equipmunk sharp, equipmunk dirty. Equipmunk make Kung Wu bobbum hurty.
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Kung was last seen purchasing one of these at the general store down the holler:
And now his wife fears he has become a love interest, err, prisoner of Sasquatch.Comment
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It could be Graboids. stop. Lots of Tremors in Oklahoma. stop https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graboid stop. Kung Wu should have brought the 50 cal. stop.Comment
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Any word on Kung Wu? Is he safe, or did some dirty samsquanch make him his b i t c h?There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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If there is a God in Heaven, keep Kung Wu safe.
Amen.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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It's my understanding that Kung Wu was recruited by and fell under the spell of John Calipari. He is actually not in Oklahoma but has moved to Paducah, Kentucky, purchased 45 blue tee shirts and now sports a tattoo of Ashley Judd.
Oh, he also had some plumbing work done and now prefers to be called Kung Cait.Where oh where is our T. Boone Pickens.Comment
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There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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Okay this is really embarrassing -- so thank God for Internet anonymity -- but I went to a bar full of Oklahoma Nasty Guard G.I.s from Camp Gruber, got plumb drunk and woke up the next morning with a samsquanch! Which I hear is completely LEGAL in Oklahoma, so no worries there.Kung Wu say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!Comment
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I'm just glad you're home, safe. Brush your teeth, put a little bit of salve on your rectum, say a prayer and go to sleep. We shall never speak of the encounter again. As far as I'm concerned, the event never happened.Originally posted by Kung Wu View PostThere are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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You're truly gracious.Originally posted by MoValley John View PostKung Wu say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!Comment
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I have no doubt that Kung Wu will survive. The wasps, the rattlesnakes, nor even the poison ivy stand a chance versus his gift of gab.Comment
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A little off topic, but I was at the gun range today and I saw this sumbitch shooting this mother forker. Holy Jesus! All custom, wildcat loads, freaking amazing! Full setup, including wireless camera for spotting, over 20 grand. The guy was shooting 600 yards and nailing fifty cent groups.
I bet if Kung Wu had that in Oklahoma, no samsquanch would have touched him.Last edited by MoValley John; August 25, 2015, 04:12 PM.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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This is us shooting 300 yds blue rock targets to get ready for this weekend. That guy was shooting, and hitting, targets too small to see. 600 yards are the 1-15 signs way, way back. Hard to make out, 600 yards is a long way.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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