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There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. -
Big cottonwood leaves work nicely.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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Rattlesnakes are reclusive bastards. You gotta hunt 'em down. They'll run, but they can't hide.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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You can tell we need the season to get here.
More reason for the above: I thought originally when I read the title of this thread you were discussing your strength of scheduleComment
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There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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Did that two weeks ago in Missouri at a church camp. Add no A/C to the list. Ugh!Originally posted by Kung Wu View Post
Those people don't realize that a weekend there convinced me that there is no god. :-PBasketball Season Tix since '77-78 . . . . . . Baseball Season Tix since '88Comment
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Church camp? Do they let you kill stuff at church camp?Originally posted by Shocker85 View PostThere are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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I regret to inform everyone that Kung Wu has disappeared. He is presumed captured by a back woods tribe from Missouri who wandered in to Oklahoma many years ago and cannot find their way home. Authorites will be issuing an amber alert soon.....Marge: The plant called and said that if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.
Homer: WOOHOO! Four day weekend.Comment
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I fear that MV John has left the confines of Omaha for the backwoods of Oklahoma and mistaken Kung for a prairie dog.Where oh where is our T. Boone Pickens.Comment
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Nope. I didn't shoot him. At this point, I'm wishing Kung Wu the best, but my hope for his safety is dying by the hour. I grew up in Chicago, never stayed in a tent until my thirties, first fired a gun in boot camp after one year in college. With that, even I know to pack in plenty of booze. In situations that he described, we would bring a Toro generator, mini fridge, portable 12,000 btu air conditioner, air mattresses, our old 32" Vizio, Chromecast dongle and 6-7 movies pirated from popcorn time, downloaded on a tablet ready to cast to the tv.Originally posted by wusphlash View Post
Moreover, I'd have plenty of firearms; not for protection, but they are just so much fun! I can't help it if Kung Wu didn't prepare. I feel sorry for him, I'm just not in a position to help. I will draft a list of must have's and how to's for anyone needing help in the future.
I am praying for Kung Wu, I'm just losing hope. May God have mercy on his soul.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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What if a samsquanch got him?There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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Maybe we should ask The Yeti.Where oh where is our T. Boone Pickens.Comment
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