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My wife likes to talk to me during sex. Just last night she was asking me what time it was.....Comment
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The end is near...
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Not sure how I happened to come across this video, but if you've seen the movie Deliverance, it's funny.
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Ole was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods. He leaned the old 12 gauge shotgun against the corner of the blind to take a leak.
As luck would have it, his foolish dog knocked the gun over, it went off and Ole took most of a few ounce's of buckshot in the groin.
Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to.... And there was his doctor, Sven.
"Vell Ole, I got some good news and some bad news. Da good news is dat you are going to be survive. Da damage vas local to your groin, dere was very little internal damage, and I vas able to
remove all of da buckshot."
"What's the bad news?", asks Ole
"The bad news is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your pecker. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena ."
"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Ole. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a musician. Plays flute in da Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you vhere to put your
finkers, so you don't piss in your eye."
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A man came home, screeching his car into the driveway, and ran into the house. He slammed the door and shouted at the top of his lungs, 'Lorraine, pack your bags. I won the lottery! I won the lottery!"
The wife said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?'
'Doesn't matter,' he said. 'Just get out.'Comment
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A cat and a dog went into a bar and got into an argument over which one people liked better.
The dog said,"I'm a canine and the people named an important tooth after me. They have to like me better to name such an important body part after me"
To which the cat replied, "You can't honestly believe you're going to win this one, can you?"The future's so bright - I gotta wear shades.
We like to cut down nets and get sized for championship rings.Comment
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