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There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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Not sure about your electrical provider in the Omaha area, but down here Westar does their best to annihilate any tree within a 100 foot radius of a power line. They call it "ReliabiliTree", but it is really RemovaTree. Since they started this freakishly aggressive cutback program probably 10 years ago, outages have gone way down. Personally, I'll take a few hours of outage per year in exchange for people keeping their trees, especially in generally treeless (from a native standpoint) central Kansas.Originally posted by MoValley John View PostComment
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I guess I should just cut it short and say goodbye. Tomorrow, we here north and east of the turnpike are assured to get heavy winds, more wind then you will ever see at a Democratic national convention, hail, big hail the size of a Johnson County chicks ass, tornadoes, big effing tornadoes that were used to make the movie Sharknado, and heavy rain, yes, heavy, heavy rain. We're not talking about normal heavy rain, we're talking holy **** I'm gonna die! rain!
Dofo needs to get his goldfish up here now! This ain't a place for man nor beast, but goldfish should be good.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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Hopefully you won't have one of these rascals:
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. SeussComment
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Well I am no Boyscout, so take these survival tips with a grain of salt, but you better run outside and shoot all your ammo in the air or the bullets could fly around and spontaneously explode during the sharknado. If you do see any sharks, hide behind the JoCo chicks. And lastly, never EVER invite DOFO to your house.Originally posted by MoValley John View PostKung Wu say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!Comment
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Sharknado was the best science documentary that I ever saw.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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"You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"Comment
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Guess we know what DOESN'T work as a shark repellent.Originally posted by WstateU View PostComment
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Alright, now we have the Canadian meteorologists weighing in on my demise tonight. Watch the video, this is serious ****!
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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Dogs and wolves, that is serious ****.Originally posted by MoValley John View Post“Losers Average Losers.” ― Paul Tudor JonesComment
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The Weather Channel just upgraded our TorCon index up to 11!There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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The way they acting up here today one would think Nebraska never gets no storms.Last edited by DwShock; June 3, 2014, 05:21 PM.Comment
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Silly Nebraskans. Don't they realize that we are north and east of the turnpike?Originally posted by dwbarcl View PostThere are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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Fortunately you are not up against the once-a-century, epic Goldfishzilla.Kung Wu say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!Comment
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