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Of course you may.
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Look... we can bicker about this all night, but what's done is done Dad. Are you guys going to invest or not?"You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"Comment
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Your ego is writing checks your body can’t cash."You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"Comment
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Six bucks and my left nut says we're not going to be landing in Chicago."You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"Comment
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Dyin ain't much of a livin, boy.Comment
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What the **** is the internet?Infinity Art Glass - Fantastic local artist and Shocker fan
RIP Guy Always A Shocker
Carpenter Place - A blessing to many young girls/women
ICT S.O.S - Great local cause fighting against human trafficking
Wartick Insurance Agency - Saved me money with more coverage.
Save Shocker Sports - A rallying cryComment
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Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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"Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of $h*t. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time."Kung Wu say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!Comment
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Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"Comment
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Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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Do you ever "bop your baloney"?"You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"Comment
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Just a reminder, fans, comin' up is our "Die-hard Night" here at the stadium. Free admission to anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won a pennant."You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"Comment
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Wild Thing. You make my heart sing. You walk everything."You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"Comment
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Can you hold my wallet while I take the test?
There $200 in it.......... Or maybe there's not.....Marge: The plant called and said that if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.
Homer: WOOHOO! Four day weekend.Comment
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