Subtle movie lines that are worth repeating here

[ShoxFan963]

"We have clearance, Clarence." "Roger, Roger." "What's our vector, Victor?"

"Tower radio clearance, over." "That's Clarence, over."

[SubGod22]

My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!

[WstateU]

"Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-a$$, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey $hit he is! Hallelujah! Holy $hit! Where's the Tylenol?"

[WstateU]

"You surprised to see us, Clark? Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now."

[dregn]

I thought these were supposed to be subtle lines?

[WstateU]

I thought these were supposed to be subtle lines?

Yes, oops!

[pinstripers]

Well............bye.

[SubGod22]

Yes.

Is that subtle enough? :D

[pinstripers]

that's too subtle

[WstateU]

What's the soup du jour?

[WstateU]

What's the soup du jour?

It's the soup of the day.

[WstateU]

It's the soup of the day.

Mmm... that does sound good.

[ShockTalk]

Well............bye.

This and "I'm your huckleberry".

[ABC]

You can't stop what's comin'

[rZ]

Its a long par 5 leading up to our nations capital