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EO's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2. No one fools with EO.
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There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. -
An excellent time to have another round of Chuck Norrisisms!Last edited by MadaboutWu; June 11, 2016, 09:47 AM.Shocker Nation, NYCComment
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When Ehimen Orukpe snaps his fingers, Fonzie shows up.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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EO audits the IRS.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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Ehimen Orukpe doesn't cheat death, he wins fair and square.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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EO could strangle you with a cordless phone.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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Orukpe can unscramble an egg.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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Did I ever tell you guys about the time I went horseback riding with Orukpe, but there weren’t any horses around? Well, Orukpe throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn’t you know it, my stamina increases with each day and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Orukpe decides to enter me in the Breeders’ Cup, right, under the name Turkish Delight. And I’m running in second place, and I’m running and I break my ankle! They’re about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, ‘Don’t shoot him, he’s a human.'Comment
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I just noticed that the realignment thread was getting close...There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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I found his 2015-16 team and statcs. Played for Jolly JBS out of Croatia, the 8th place team in their league. He's now shooting Ft's better than FG's. Unfortunately, it's still 50% on FT's
The future's so bright - I gotta wear shades.
We like to cut down nets and get sized for championship rings.Comment
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It will all work itself out.Originally posted by Aargh View PostThere are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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I saw EO at the east Y a couple of months ago. He was very polite and friendly. He said he was still playing over seas. Best of luck to him and f**** the "movalley".Comment
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This thread is sputtering...
"You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"Comment
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"Hi guys, this is EO thread speaking. Just hope you guys haven't totally forgotten about me.
Go back to your regularly scheduled AAC talk."The AssmanComment
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