Things Dan Muller thinks about while staring blankly during the game

[ShockerPrez]

I see it everyday, and I still have no clue WTF is on Keyshawn Evans head...

[Dave Stalwart]

"There is no way I'm accepting that offer I just got from 1-17 USF only to face more savage beatings at the hands of Gregg Marshall."

[ShockerFever]

[jcdshocker]

I wonder if I the auditions for Big Bird are still going on.

[Shockersarelife]

Who is that gorgeous woman in the zack Brown jersey.

[Shockers5150]

Well at least it's not 41 points...

[top20shock]

Gotta keep chopping wood... wood....chop......wait, what's the score?

[pinstripers]

What am I in the mood for tonight? Chinese......no, not Chinese..........Barbeque maybe............no, better not. Breakfast for dinner? There's that IHOP across the street......

[Blackmag]

What am I going to say to Gregg after the game😮

[jdmee]

But I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night.

[shockrah]

Don't they know I'm Coach of the Year?

[shockrah]

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[SlyShock]

Does Gregg have a spot open on his coaching staff? "Special Assistant" works for me.

[sdshox]

"I wonder if the Mizzou job offers a 401K plan"

[pinstripers]

Huh.....that guy over there kinda looks like my Aunt Louise......