Things Dan Muller thinks about while staring blankly during the game

[top20shock]

I'll start.

1. Puppies
2. Rogaine
3. Hawkins current alibi

[The Mad Hatter]

Zoot suits

[Cdizzle]

I assume the answer to this is "Where in the hell did I leave my black shoes?" at all moments.

[Eric]

Shopping for a new purse.

[Dave Stalwart]

I can tell you exactly what he was thinking. "I did everything I could. I stooped to depths I didn't know I was capable of. All so I could watch a 20 point blowout loss and a parade of technicals that I can't say I didn't see coming years ago when I started this process of recruiting these particular guys."

[top20shock]

Keep it rolling guys. This thread has epic potential while we wait for selection Sunday. GO SHOX!!

[Dave Stalwart]

Somebody go pull the game on espn3 and screenshot as many highlights of him staring as you can. It happened multiple times that the camera focused on him staring.

I'd also like to see a gif of Hawkins making the walk of shame

[SB Shock]

Play-Doh
Pacifiers

[1972Shocker]

I really like Conner's hairstyle.

[DUShock]

[Shocker Mama]

If I had some coins in my pocket, I would throw them at Frankamp right now.

[ShockerPhi]

"With Hawkins gone, what recruit can I steal from them next year?"

[Shocker Mama]

If I just gave Marshall my COY trophy, would he call off the dogs before it gets to a 41 point margin again?

[HockeyShock]

"Zach Bush has been to the NCAA Tournament more times than I have."

[DwShock]

This is not what I would do for a Klondike bar.