Top Ten Excuses for leaving a record setting game early

[Rixtoy1]

I only left early because my wife texted me that awesome sex was going to commence at our house in 20 minutes and that my participation was optional.

[SHOXAAC]

I only left early because my wife texted me that awesome sex was going to commence at our house in 20 minutes and that my participation was optional.

We are dying to know...Did you beat the shot clock?

[wusphlash]

Afraid my Cialis window was beginning to close.

I only left early because my wife texted me that awesome sex was going to commence at our house in 20 minutes and that my participation was optional.

Are you a couple?

[ShockerPrez]

I was thinking about the whiners on SN when Bush checked and we checked out. I will be the kind of fan I want to be. There was no mention of any sort of recognition last night and there was biology homework waiting for my student Shocker fan. Frankly, if any of you think I give a rat's ass how you feel about us leaving early, you're wrong.

Bye-ology

[WstateU]

I only left early because my wife texted me that awesome sex was going to commence at our house in 20 minutes and that my participation was optional.

We are dying to know...Did you beat the shot clock?

Did she say?

[shoxlax]

I was thinking about the whiners on SN when Bush checked and we checked out. I will be the kind of fan I want to be. There was no mention of any sort of recognition last night and there was biology homework waiting for my student Shocker fan. Frankly, if any of you think I give a rat's ass how you feel about us leaving early, you're wrong.

Glad there's only 5,000 of you tough guys instead of 10,000

[ShockdaWorld]

I don't leave early, from any event that I attend, whether it's a frigid football game or a Shockers blowout. That's just me. I feel like I've paid to see the whole game and all the players that may get on the floor and be part of the program's future, so I stay. People that want to leave, leave. I really don't care one way or the other what the other fans want to do. They paid for their tickets, so they have the right to do what they want. I do kind of feel like people that said they didn't know 3G was becoming the winningest coach in Shocker history were either looking for an excuse or living under a rock, as it was all over every news outlet and social media outlet in the city.

[1972Shocker]

Are you a couple?

Is @pinstripers: named Rick?

[Rixtoy1]

We are dying to know...Did you beat the shot clock?

All I can say is that a quick whistle for a double dribble was involved . . .

[SHOXAAC]

All I can say is that a quick whistle for a double dribble was involved . . .

In other words...a costly turnover.

[Rixtoy1]

In other words...a costly turnover.

And, unfortunately, it was upheld after a lengthy video review by Higgins . . .

[pinstripers]

I want my MTV

[ShockerPrez]

I did it for a Klondike Bar

[pogo]

And, unfortunately, it was upheld after a lengthy video review by Higgins . . .

I just don't see you using the word lengthy in any conversation that pertains to you:)

[OregonShocker]

In 1979 my wife went into labor with our first child at a Shocker game. She stayed until the end. I'm giving her a lifetime achievement award.

She gets A BADGE!