Part Two: Evan Wessel is so tough........

[shoxlax]

He eats at Hog Wild after Eight

He took the Plains from the Keeper

He fired the construction crews and fixed Kellogg in one day

When he goes to the Sedgwick County Zoo the animals beg to stay in their cages

[Blackmag]

I think we need to send Evan to have a chat with Gottlieb....pronto

[Shock Top]

He eats at Hog Wild after Eight

He took the Plains from the Keeper

He fired the construction crews and fixed Kellogg in one day

When he goes to the Sedgwick County Zoo the animals beg to stay in their cages

He is the WOMD the US is trying to prevent Iran from getting

[forevershockerfan]

Wessel is so tough, he makes taller '5 star' foe players appear to never twinkle or shine while he grabs 9 rebounds in the process. He assists 'no star players' on his team like Baker look like a 5 star All American player that the NBA scouts are scrutinizing. He gets more loose balls than golf balls at a driving range. When the foes scouting report urges him to shoot 3's, he makes around 4 in a row to show them why he rarely loses a game. Wessel is 1 of 5 Seniors on this Seasons Squad that will all give us solid leadership and minutes that will pave the way for another Season to remember.

What did Duke Wayne say to Wessel? Crowd me pilgrim.

[shockerfan34]

He's so tough he could have helped KU win a football game this year.

[Dan]

He's so tough he could have helped KU win a football game this year.

I have no doubt Evan would have been an all conference football player.

[shoxlax]

He's so tough he could singlehandedly restart football here

[Kung Wu]

Evan Wessel is so tough he uses a pistol and a bucket to donate blood.

Evan Wessel is so tough when he ate steak last week, he forgot to kill the cow first.

Evan Wessel is so tough horses are hung like Evan.

Evan Wessel is so tough his favorite piece of chicken to eat is its soul.

[WuDrWu]

He's so tough he could have helped KU win a football game this year.

Win a game? Hell, they'd be undefeated.

[Dave Stalwart]

Evan Wessel is so tough his favorite piece of chicken to eat is its soul.

Yes his favorite part of the bird to eat is its soul... Which is exactly what he did when given the chance last March.

[Royalno5]

He's so tough he can jump up and bite the rim.

[shoxlax]

He played tennis in high school and finished first and second in the City League championships.

He makes Jody Adams run suicides and do pushups....during a game.

He clogs the toilet...when he takes a leak!

[KSUUWSU]

He asked to add grit to the hardwood floor lacquer to make it tickle more when diving for 50/50 balls!

[KSUUWSU]

He took over for Atlas shouldering the world as a pre-game warm up before shooting lights out against KU last March.

[KSUUWSU]

He had the north YMCA fill their pool with honey to make swimming laps more of a challenge!