Part Two: Evan Wessel is so tough........

[Aargh]

Devlin Court hasn't needed to be sanded for 3 years.

Every NCAA tourney site for 2016 is reinforcing their floors.

[KSUUWSU]

Marvel comics has asked Evan for permission to base their next super hero after him.

[KSUUWSU]

For Realz: Deflate gate happened due to the very thought of Evan. It deflated Tom Brady's balls!

[wu_shizzle]

He makes Jody Adams run suicides and do pushups....during a game.

Winner, winner.

[Kung Wu]

Evan Wessel is so tough he passes thumbtacks instead of kidney stones.

Evan Wessel is so tough he can eat my wife's cooking.

[forevershockerfan]

What might Mae West say to the tough Mr. Wessel? "Come up and see me sometime big boy and we will watch the Battle Of New Orleans and also the easier win over KU when they had to play you at the Dance last Season."

Where might The Lone Ranger take the tough Wessel's trash? "To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump dump."

Patrick Henry--"Give me liberty and give us Wessel!!!"

If Patton slapped the tough Wessel in the face, what would Wessel do? He would keep turning the other cheek until the cows come home.

Winning is not the only thing, but winning is the Wessel thing.

What do you say to Wessel at the local meat locker freezer as you point to him. "There's the beef!!!"

What would Rocky say if his next match was against Wessel? ADRIAN--HELP!!!!!!!

[shoxlax]

Evan Wessel is so tough he passes thumbtacks instead of kidney stones.

Evan Wessel is so tough he can eat my wife's cooking.

That last one made me spit out my Diet Mt Dew.

Evan is so tough his airbag is afraid to deploy

[im4wsu]

Evan is so tough that the Shockers WIN!

[Aargh]

He seeks medical attention if he has an erection that DOESN'T last 4 hours.

[kcshocker11]

Evan Wessel is so tough Chuck Norris pee’d his pants just seeing him play on tv

[forevershockerfan]

Wessel is so tough, he is approached without warning by Big Foot in the woods who has a sharp spear in one hand and gesturing for Wessel to "come on" with the other hand. Wessel has no weapons, but yet smiles from ear to ear and says "Is that all you got? Go ahead Punk!!! Make my day!!!"

[forevershockerfan]

Wessel is so tough, he cascaded full throttle into the "Great Wall Of Shaq" and came out with still another loose ball and liked it.

[HockeyShock]

So, here's a thing I did.

There are some friends of mine that are (wait for it) KU alum, and the husband is an assistant coach for one of the local HS basketball teams. For my birthday last year they got me a bottle of Glenlivet 12-year old scotch (proof that they're not ALL bad).

We were invited over to their house for supper during the summer and, to return the favor, I bought him a bottle Glenlivet 14-year. Except that I carefully unpacked the bottle, taped a picture of Evan Wessel to it with the note, "78-65" and re-packed it.

It was weeks before he actually opened the box, but I knew within minutes of him doing it. :D

(Edited for crappy memory.)

[MJ23]

Evan Wessel once got bit by a J Hawk........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the J Hawk died

[1979Shocker]

Evan actually has some of the best "Evan Wessel is tough........" quotes, but he won't post them on Shockernet because he doesn't believe in any kind of submission.