Random Thoughts

[1972Shocker]

High school games are played in quarters. NBA games are played in quarters. Why are college games played in halves? TV timeouts could be at the under 5:00 and at the end of the quarter. I have always thought this is strange.

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Some thing are just too mysterious to contemplate.

[Shocktoberfest]

Why do noses run and feet smell?

What is Matt Clark doing these days? That dude got quality PT not long ago.

The new dorms look sweet.

[Shox21]

Why does the score strip at the bottom of the screen on a basketball game always show the home team on the right and the visiting team on the left, yet our scoreboard at CKA shows the home team (us) on the left and the visitors on the right?

[jdshock]

Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in suit cases?

FVV is really really good.

[1972Shocker]

Why are boxing rings square?

Ron Baker is a stud.

[KochHead22]

Why do my pants keep getting tighter and tighter??

[Awesome Sauce Malone]

That awkward moment youre doing it to your new girl in the parking lot of your old girls work.

[1972Shocker]

Why do my pants keep getting tighter and tighter??

I don't know but I'm still trying to find a fabric that doesn't shrink. Damn stuff.

[another shocker]

hcgm should be the leading candidate for national coach of the year.

bill self should win national toupee of the year award.. hands down.

[Awesome Sauce Malone]

Turned on the radio to listen to Diug Gottlieb. Hes not on the air... Something about a sprained vagina

[1972Shocker]

IF "Con" is the Opposite of "Pro", then what is the opposite of PROGRESS?

Why do I love Cleanthony so much when he consistently exacerbates me? Maybe cuz he is damn good. Plus I really dig his great smile.

[Shocktoberfest]

Tekele Cotton is my favorite Shocker of all time this week.

[Hurley]

The Americans lost in hockey again. Thanks a lot Obama.

[RoyalShock]

Turned on the radio to listen to Diug Gottlieb. Hes not on the air... Something about a sprained vagina

He could have avoided that sprain with more stretching.

[1972Shocker]

The Americans lost in hockey again. Thanks a lot Obama.

Had to be Bush's fault didn't it?