SIGN Ideas - Indiana State at the Roundhouse - 01-18-14

[Shox21]

We don't root for trees.

Indiana State: TREE-mendous in defeat.

T-I-M-B-E-R!

FOR SALE: FIREWOOD

JAKE FOR MAYOR OF YODER

POWDER BLUE IS FOR SISSIES

Like the "Timber" and "firewood" ones.

[Shocker-maniac]

Indiana State Sycamores = DEADWOOD

[BenWSU]

Save a tree - Eat a beaver

[ShockerPrez]

In this episode of Breaking Amish. Odum gets shut down by Cotton.

[Shocker-maniac]

Time for a good pruning!

Welcome to your Nightmare!

How much wood would Wu Shock Shock if Wu Shock could Shock wood?

CHAINSAW WU

JUST GO DORMANT!

[Shocker-maniac]

Up your trunk!

We don't hug trees

[GOSHOX1]

WICHITA STATE

Every
Sycamore
Players
Nightmare

[Shock Top]

WICHITA STATE

Every
Sycamore
Players
Nightmare

Winner!

[I_Vector_Wu]

[QUOTE=Shocker-maniac;447529]I bet @I_Vector_Wu could come up with some clever sign ideas.[/QUOT

You Rang?

I scribbled a few of these on the backside of a napkin at the pub after the Market closed.

SHOCKER BASKETBALL . . . . . YOU CAN FIND US UNDER YOUR RADAR (eh, not so much anymore)

YOOHOO, HERE WE ARE, UNDER YOUR RADAR

HEY BCS, HAVE YOU LOOKED UNDER YOUR RADAR?

SHOCKER BASKETBALL. . . . . I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST MARCH

SPOT'EM 19 POINTS . . . . WE GOT THIS!!!!

GIVE THEM A 19 POINT HEAD START!!

SYCAMORE = SOFT WOOD (SN consumption only)

LARRY BIRD IS A CLOSET SHOCKER FAN!!!!

ISU BLUE, THE (DOUG) NEIDERMEYERS OF THE VALLEY (probably fits No. Iowa better)

DEAN WORMER HATES US!!

16-0, 17-0, 18-0, THANK YOU SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!

TIO SALAMANCA GIVES US 5 DINGS !!! (picture of his bell)

HEISENBURG CALLED. . . . . YOUR METH SUCKS!! (again, better suited to another team)

2006 MVC = VALLEY OF DEATH, 2014 MVC = VALLEY OF LIFE SUPPORT (please don't do this)

MISSOURI VALLEY CONFERENCE, THE HUNGER GAMES OF COLLEGE BASKETBALL (no, don't)

I MAY LOOK 40, BUT REALLY, I'M ONLY 22 (student section, sorry had to do this)

YES, THIS IS THE STUDENT SECTION, WHY DO YOU ASK? (see above)

HEY ESPN !!! WHAT'S A-ROD DOING RIGHT THIS MINUTE? (I dare you)

SHOCKERS GO 19-0 DA NA NA, NA NA NA

HEY KIDS, SEND MONEY!! (give to older fan, have I seen this one before?)

ONIONS!! (they'll never show it)

ESPN IS OWNED BY MICKEY MOUSE

YEAH, WE'RE MOVING ON UP TO ESPN2

FIRST ESPN3, NOW 2? WHEN WILL THE LOVE EVER STOP?

THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD TO THE FINAL FOUR STARTS HERE! (yeah I know CBS/Dorothy thing, but it's all the east/west coast understands)

THE ROAD TO THE FINAL FOUR STARTS HERE AND IT'S PAVED IN YELLOW AND BLACK (works well with the color coded seating, like a fine Chardonnay with the Salmon Mousse!)

OBAMACARE PAID FOR MY TICKETS!! (I want credit for this one damnit)

RAISE TAXES ON THE BCS

CUT TAXES ON THE Mmm, mmm, mmm sorry just can't say it!

HEY BCS, PLEASE, PLEASE, TAKE US LIGHTLY . . . . . (AGAIN)

WICHITA STATE, WHERE 3 STARS PLAY LIKE 5 STARS

WICHITA STATE, WHERE 3 STARS (GROW UP TO) BECOME 5 STARS

WICHITA STATE, NOT JUST ANOTHER KANSAS UNIVERSITY

WICHITA STATE, THE LUCKIEST COLLEGE BASKETBALL TEAM IN AMERICA

GO AHEAD . . . . MAKE MY DAY. . . . TEXT AND THROW YOUR POPCORN AT ME, PUNK! (prolly won't play well in the Tampa media market, insensitive to boot)


HEY COLLEGE BASKETBALL, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? (maybe dated somewhat)

I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING ..... (more dated, no?)

NOW, can I sit in the front row?

[ShockRef]

Hard to argue with Ben, the ESPN wording, or the Odum/scrotum suggestions.

If nothing else, they made me laugh.

Funny sign once seen in a UC student section when playing WVU... "West Virginia - Keeping ugly women out of Ohio since 1869."

Saturday could be real interesting on the court and in the student section.

That is all.

[Zubcut]

[QUOTE=I_Vector_Wu;447608]

I bet @I_Vector_Wu could come up with some clever sign ideas.[/QUOT

You Rang?

I scribbled a few of these on the backside of a napkin at the pub after the Market closed.

SHOCKER BASKETBALL . . . . . YOU CAN FIND US UNDER YOUR RADAR (eh, not so much anymore)

YOOHOO, HERE WE ARE, UNDER YOUR RADAR

HEY BCS, HAVE YOU LOOKED UNDER YOUR RADAR?

SHOCKER BASKETBALL. . . . . I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST MARCH

SPOT'EM 19 POINTS . . . . WE GOT THIS!!!!

GIVE THEM A 19 POINT HEAD START!!

SYCAMORE = SOFT WOOD (SN consumption only)

LARRY BIRD IS A CLOSET SHOCKER FAN!!!!

ISU BLUE, THE (DOUG) NEIDERMEYERS OF THE VALLEY (probably fits No. Iowa better)

DEAN WORMER HATES US!!

16-0, 17-0, 18-0, THANK YOU SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!

TIO SALAMANCA GIVES US 5 DINGS !!! (picture of his bell)

HEISENBURG CALLED. . . . . YOUR METH SUCKS!! (again, better suited to another team)

2006 MVC = VALLEY OF DEATH, 2014 MVC = VALLEY OF LIFE SUPPORT (please don't do this)

MISSOURI VALLEY CONFERENCE, THE HUNGER GAMES OF COLLEGE BASKETBALL (no, don't)

I MAY LOOK 40, BUT REALLY, I'M ONLY 22 (student section, sorry had to do this)

YES, THIS IS THE STUDENT SECTION, WHY DO YOU ASK? (see above)

HEY ESPN !!! WHAT'S A-ROD DOING RIGHT THIS MINUTE? (I dare you)

SHOCKERS GO 19-0 DA NA NA, NA NA NA

HEY KIDS, SEND MONEY!! (give to older fan, have I seen this one before?)

ONIONS!! (they'll never show it)

ESPN IS OWNED BY MICKEY MOUSE

YEAH, WE'RE MOVING ON UP TO ESPN2

FIRST ESPN3, NOW 2? WHEN WILL THE LOVE EVER STOP?

THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD TO THE FINAL FOUR STARTS HERE! (yeah I know CBS/Dorothy thing, but it's all the east/west coast understands)

THE ROAD TO THE FINAL FOUR STARTS HERE AND IT'S PAVED IN YELLOW AND BLACK (works well with the color coded seating, like a fine Chardonnay with the Salmon Mousse!)

OBAMACARE PAID FOR MY TICKETS!! (I want credit for this one damnit)

RAISE TAXES ON THE BCS

CUT TAXES ON THE Mmm, mmm, mmm sorry just can't say it!

HEY BCS, PLEASE, PLEASE, TAKE US LIGHTLY . . . . . (AGAIN)

WICHITA STATE, WHERE 3 STARS PLAY LIKE 5 STARS

WICHITA STATE, WHERE 3 STARS (GROW UP TO) BECOME 5 STARS

WICHITA STATE, NOT JUST ANOTHER KANSAS UNIVERSITY

WICHITA STATE, THE LUCKIEST COLLEGE BASKETBALL TEAM IN AMERICA

GO AHEAD . . . . MAKE MY DAY. . . . TEXT AND THROW YOUR POPCORN AT ME, PUNK! (prolly won't play well in the Tampa media market, insensitive to boot)


HEY COLLEGE BASKETBALL, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? (maybe dated somewhat)

I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING ..... (more dated, no?)

NOW, can I sit in the front row?

Next time try scribbling BEFORE you go to the pub.

[SumShocker]

I've Got Friends in LOUD Places--10,505 of Them

[Shock Top]

Can you smell what the Chuck is cookin'?!

WSU hasn't played anyone... Thanks Obama...

18-0! Can't get that with satellite!

[BenWSU]

Wanna be Hoosiers

Gino Salerno thinks you're sexy

Sap crap

[MadaboutWu]

Every
Shocker
Plans to cut
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