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OK fellas I aint been on here for quite a while but I just had to say something. As most of you know, I invented the cross over dribble back in the early 70's. It's a stab step, rubber neck juke, followed by an explosive cross over that leaves the defender with a severely sprained ankle and a soiled panty. Well I aint been this upset since I stab stepped and juked so quick I soiled my own panty! Players leaving and recruits bailing, what the heck you might say! But look at it this way, sometimes you have to have a colon cleanse, or take out the trash, and start over. You know, kinda like when Shoelace has rolled through the wannabees at the YMCA and the locker room has a stench of soiled panty and sweaty ace bandage, you get a 55 gallon drum of Clorox and hose it all out. Maybe that's what Marshall is doing. I trust that he has it under control and has a plan. But just in case, I have vowed to NOT use my patented move (the cross over dribble which I invented back in the early 70's) until I am satisfied that the program is on a path to greatness. Furthermore, I am suspending my agreement with Gregg which allowed his players to use my patented move without paying royalties until we have a point guard worthy of such a great patented move.
Tyrone OUT!
Tyrone OUT!
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