American Athletic Conference

[ShockingButTrue]

Gunga la gunga...

[ShockerPrez]

Gunga la gunga...

Big hitter, the Lama. LONG!

[Rocky Mountain Shock]

i think its about that time that WuDrWu gets on here and gets our hopes up for the next day.

he better tell us the wAit will be worth All the Consternation we've been put through

[SHOXAAC]

Ty Webb: I’m going to give you a little advice. There’s a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the AAC.

[Shock Top]

A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A doughnut with no hole, is a Danish.

[WuShock16]

I was booooooorn to love you!
I was booooooorn to lick you your face!
I was booooooorn to rub you!
But you were born to rub me first!

[SHOCKvalue]

At this point, I hate this thread.

Anyone else?

[DUShock]

At this point, I hate this thread.

Anyone else?

[Eric]

Nah. This is funny ****.

[SHOXAAC]

At this point, I hate this thread.

Anyone else?

SHOXMVC: You take drugs, SHOCKvalue?
SHOCKvalue: Everyday.
SHOXMVC: Good.

[Shock Top]

At this point, I hate this thread.

Anyone else?

I bet you were something before electricity, huh?

[Eric]

Now I know why tigers eat their young.

[jdmee]

This conference move is nothing more than Moichandising.

Merchandising? What's that?

Moichandising! Come, I'll show you.

Heh-heh. Come! We put the conference's name on everything!

Moichandising! Moichandising! Where the real money is made. AAC: the T-shirt, AAC: the Coloring Book, AAC: the Lunchbox, AAC: the Breakfast Cereal! AAC: the Flame Thrower!!

[SHOXAAC]

Remember - Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.

[AZ Shocker]

I hear this place is restricted Wang so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?