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A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course.
One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.
He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
After a few moments have passed, the man puts his cap back on and returns to his golfing.
“Wow,” his friend utters, “that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”
The man replies, “Yeah, well, we were married 35 years.”I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.
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"I not sure that I've ever been around a more competitive player or young man than Fred VanVleet. I like to win more than 99.9% of the people in this world, but he may top me." -- Gregg Marshall 12/23/13 :peaceful:
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Remember when Nancy Pelosi said about Obamacare:
"We have to pass it, to find out what's in it".
A physician called into a radio show and said:
"That's the definition of a stool sample."
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