Daily Wit and Wisdom

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Irish Cop
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop.
He thinks that he is much smarter than any
cop because he is a lawyer from London, and is certain that he has a
better education then any Irish cop. He
decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the cop's expense!
Irish cop says, "License and registration, please." London Lawyer
says, "What for?" Irish cop says, "Ye didn't come
to a complete stop at the stop sign." London Lawyer says, "I slowed
down, and no one was coming."
Irish cop says, "Ye still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please, sir." London Lawyer
says, "What's the bloody difference?" Irish cop says, "The difference
is, the sign says stop, not slow down, so, ye
havte come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration please!"
London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between
slow down and stop, I'll give you my
license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let
me go and don't give me the ticket."
Irish cop says, "Sounds fair enough, please exit your vehicle, sir."
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.
The Irish cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living ****
out of the lawyer and says, "Now, ye English
arsehole, do ye want me to stop, completely, or just slow down?

:yahoo:

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Insert Picard facepalm meme.

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