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  • On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.
    After being persuaded to go, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for.
    The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, “This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful and then say ‘1-2-3.’ When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want.”
    The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, “How do I stop the medicine from working?”
    “Your partner must say ‘1-2-3-4,'” the medicine man responded, “but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon.”
    The man was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he quickly took off his clothes and said, “1-2-3!”
    Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes as she asked, “What was the 1-2-3 for?”
    And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.

    I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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      I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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      • This is too funny.

        https://youtu.be/HYW7GnYEAik


        "I not sure that I've ever been around a more competitive player or young man than Fred VanVleet. I like to win more than 99.9% of the people in this world, but he may top me." -- Gregg Marshall 12/23/13 :peaceful:
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        Remember when Nancy Pelosi said about Obamacare:
        "We have to pass it, to find out what's in it".

        A physician called into a radio show and said:
        "That's the definition of a stool sample."

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          I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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            I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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              I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                "I not sure that I've ever been around a more competitive player or young man than Fred VanVleet. I like to win more than 99.9% of the people in this world, but he may top me." -- Gregg Marshall 12/23/13 :peaceful:
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                Remember when Nancy Pelosi said about Obamacare:
                "We have to pass it, to find out what's in it".

                A physician called into a radio show and said:
                "That's the definition of a stool sample."

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                  I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                    I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                      I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                        I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                          I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                          • "I not sure that I've ever been around a more competitive player or young man than Fred VanVleet. I like to win more than 99.9% of the people in this world, but he may top me." -- Gregg Marshall 12/23/13 :peaceful:
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                            Remember when Nancy Pelosi said about Obamacare:
                            "We have to pass it, to find out what's in it".

                            A physician called into a radio show and said:
                            "That's the definition of a stool sample."

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                              I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                                I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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