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President-Elect Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht, the Pope accepted. During lunch, a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's white beanie into the water.
It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just stayed in place.
The crew and the secret service were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it, when Trump waved them off, saying "Never mind, boys, I'll get it."
The Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to the hat, picked it up, walked back on the water, climbed onto the yacht, and handed the Pope his hat.
The crew was speechless. The security team and the Pope's entourage were speechless. Not even the Pope knew what to say.
But that afternoon, NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, CNN all knew how to cover the story. Their banner headlines read:
"Breaking News, TRUMP CAN'T SWIM!""You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"
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