Trump: I’m gonna do this thing.
Reporter: What thing?
Trump: This thing! I’m gonna do it well. So well.
Reporter: How?
Trump: I’ll find smart people to help me. I love smart people. Smart people love me.
Reporter: Which people specifically?
Trump: I know smart. I just have a sense for it. I’ll find them. I’ll find them in bunches. It will be the largest group of smart people ever.
Trump: Also, I will make America great again. I will make America greater than ever. Truly, the greatest.
Reporter: Do you think we need “big government” policies to make America great again?
Trump: We need smart policies. Right now we have dumb policies. We have dumb leaders. Really dumb. We need smart. I’m smart. I’ll do better than these dummies.
Reporter: *Sigh*
The above is hardly even a parody. If you would consider voting for Trump, you scare me.
Reporter: What thing?
Trump: This thing! I’m gonna do it well. So well.
Reporter: How?
Trump: I’ll find smart people to help me. I love smart people. Smart people love me.
Reporter: Which people specifically?
Trump: I know smart. I just have a sense for it. I’ll find them. I’ll find them in bunches. It will be the largest group of smart people ever.
Trump: Also, I will make America great again. I will make America greater than ever. Truly, the greatest.
Reporter: Do you think we need “big government” policies to make America great again?
Trump: We need smart policies. Right now we have dumb policies. We have dumb leaders. Really dumb. We need smart. I’m smart. I’ll do better than these dummies.
Reporter: *Sigh*
The above is hardly even a parody. If you would consider voting for Trump, you scare me.
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