The General explaining what it was just said with about 20,000 words: F22 shot down unknown, unmanned object at 40,000 ft which was a threat to civilian aircraft. blah blah blah blah blah nothing about this situation blah blah blah blah blah
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Chinese Spy Balloon Flying over the United States
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“Captain Steven Hiller: [talking to the unconscious alien he's dragging] Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here draggin' your heavy ass through the burnin' desert with your dreadlocks stickin' out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad... and what the hell is that smell?
[starts kicking the alien, yelling].”
"You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"
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