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Okay, I'll play.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. -
Funny, that line worked great when I used it on your wife.Originally posted by Kung Wu View PostThere are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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There it is!! LOLOriginally posted by MoValley John View PostKung Wu say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!Comment
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Cassini Spacecraft Reveals 101 Geysers and more on Icy Saturn Moon
http://www.nasa.gov/press/2014/july/...oon/index.htmlShockerNet is a rat infested cess pool.Comment
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True, it can work, like the time I used it on your dad.Originally posted by MoValley John View PostKung Wu say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!Comment
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Well that's certainly possible, but then if he used that line on my wife ...Originally posted by DJ06Shocker View PostKung Wu say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!Comment
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You have to be smooth to make the line work. It takes practice. You don't break it out on Kung Wu's wife without firstpracticing. I started out on Dofo's sister, then his mom. Only then did I try it out on quality. LuskingforGuttin is still practicing on Dofo's goldfish.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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If the solar flare shoots out 2 years earlier than expected, is that considered a Premature Coronal Mass Ejection?
And wouldn't Colonic Mass Ejection just be a scientific way to say "pooping"? If so, then isn't a Coronal Mass Ejection just a way to say the sun is pooping? And the way I see it, you'd have some solar "flare" too if we had to poop that hot of gas. We aren't talkin' jalapeno poppers here.
Sorry @Shocker-maniac:, I really have nothing to contribute to this thread.Kung Wu say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!Comment
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This is a disturbing topic. And I'm not talking about the NASA stuff.Comment
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"You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"Comment
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Well, if they have a chain of HuHot's on the solar surface, that is a plausible explanation for the sun dropping a loose Cleveland Steamer or two.Originally posted by Kung Wu View PostThere are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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In December, NASA's Orion spacecraft will launch into space for the first time.
For that flight, Exploration Flight Test-1, Orion will travel 3,600 miles above the Earth – farther than any spacecraft built to carry people has traveled in more than 40 years – and return home at speeds of 20,000 miles per hour, while enduring temperatures near 4,000 degrees Fahrenheit. It will be literally a trial by fire, intended to prove that Orion can carry humans into deep space and safely return them home. But to ensure that Orion comes through it successfully, the team here on the ground wants to shake out any bugs now.
http://www.nasa.gov/content/orion-te...ion/index.htmlShockerNet is a rat infested cess pool.Comment
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I don't know why I laughed while I read this from wikipedia. I think @MoValley John:'s prairie dog story has warped my brain:
With engineers like this, we don't need any enemies.The first ever monkey astronaut was Albert, a rhesus monkey, who on June 11, 1948 rode to over 63 km (39 mi) on a V2 rocket. Albert died of suffocation during the flight.[1][2][3]
Albert was followed by Albert II who survived the V2 flight but died on impact on June 14, 1949 after a parachute failure.[2] Albert II became the first monkey in space as his flight reached 134 km (83 mi) - past the Kármán line of 100 km taken to designate the beginning of space.[4] Albert III died at 35,000 feet (10.7 km) in an explosion of his V2 on September 16, 1949. Albert IV on the last monkey V2 flight died on impact on December 8 that year after another parachute failure.[2] His flight reached 130.6 km. Alberts I, II, and IV were rhesus monkeys while Albert III was a cynomolgus monkey.
Monkeys later flew on Aerobee rockets. On April 18, 1951, a monkey, possibly called Albert V, died due to parachute failure. Yorick, also called Albert VI, along with 11 mouse crewmates, became the first animals to survive rocket flight on September 20, 1951, although he died 2 hours after landing.Kung Wu say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!Comment
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Brilliant! By far your best contribution to this thread.Originally posted by Kung Wu View PostShockerNet is a rat infested cess pool.Comment
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