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The end of the movie is EPIC!Originally posted by MoValley John View Post
When the dude gets swallowed whole by the shark, and the dude chainsaws his way out of the shark's belly! Awesome! And there is another surprise after that!There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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Has anyone ever seen the British comedy series "Rising Damp"?
@MoValley John: I think it's right up your alley.Comment
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Let me guess.Originally posted by MoValley John View Post
While he was lumberjackin his way out it turns out THAT shark gotten eaten by another shark so he STILL finds himself inside a shark (but a much larger one). However the outer shark ate his girlfriend too but her bikini top got snagged on the shark's teeth. Fortunately she's still alive. His chainsaw runs out of gas though. But fortunately his chick was mowing the lawn when she got snatched up and the mower is still running. He lawn mowers his way out and they find themselves just yards from her beach condo where her lesbian ex-love interest lives. They are so overcome with emotion that the lawn mower is still in warranty that they bust out in a free-for-all threesome orgy in the soft moonlight.
Did I get it right?Kung Wu say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!Comment
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Very close. Her lawn was mowed in a certain Brazilian manner.Originally posted by Kung Wu View PostThere are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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shouldn't this be posted on the Wamukota thread?Originally posted by MoValley John View PostComment
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A really good series on BBC is Orphan Black. Not too many people I know have heard of it but it's good. Great acting, excellent cinematography, good storyline.Comment
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A Boy and His Dog, starring former Wichitan Don Johnson. A post apocalyptic tale about a man with telepathic dog on a never ending quest for women. He is lured to the lost underground civilization called Topeka.
One of the best movie endings ever.
Or, the Gypsy Moths. Filmed in Kansas about barnstorming parachutists. Debra Kerr and Burt Lancaster rekindle the sparks from Here to Eternity, but instead of the beach, the sparks fly on a couch, in the buff..Kansas is Flat. The Earth is Not!!
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How about this one - Moon? Sam Rockwell owns that sh*t. Great flick.Comment
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Good flickOriginally posted by Robant15 View PostI have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.Comment
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Know some of the people that worked on this filmOriginally posted by shoxlax View PostI have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.Comment
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Yes George C Scott as as a crazy man who thinks he’s Sherlock Holmes, or maybe he’s not crazy.I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.Comment
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