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You are worthress, Arec Barrwin! :victorious:
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I think Pringles original intention was to make tennis balls... but on the day the rubber was supposed to show up a truckload of potatoes came. Pringles is a laid-back company, so they just said, "**** it, cut em up!" - MH -
Nothin burps like bacon.Comment
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[looking up at the Ark which is almost finished] "Why couldn't the man just buy a Corvette?""You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"Comment
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"Evan, what are you doing? You have a pony tail on your face! What are you gonna do next? Cornrow your eyebrows?""You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"Comment
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"He's filling the Ark with two of every kind of animal. Still to be collected: two giraffes, two elephants... and one more jacka$$.""You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"Comment
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The king demands your presents.
Presents, we aint got no presents, the stores are all closed on Sunday.I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.Comment
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"Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video."
Hitchhiker: "Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs." "7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea.""You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"Comment
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"Oh man! How'd you get the beans above the frank?""You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"Comment
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"Wait! You gotta knock him out before you can remove the hook."
"Your not knocking him out, your just beating the **** out of him!"Marge: The plant called and said that if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.
Homer: WOOHOO! Four day weekend.Comment
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"This place reminds me of Santa's Workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.""You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"Comment
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"We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.""You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"Comment
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"Hey, jackweed, I get more action in a week than you've had in your entire life. I've got houses in L.A., Paris and Vail. In each one, a 70 inch plasma screen. So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face before I come over there and SMACK it off! You feeling strong, my friend? Call me elf one more time."
"He's an angry elf.""You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"Comment
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"First we'll make snow angels for a two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookiedough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle.""You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"Comment
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"I'm not so sure this wedding is such a good idea. I don't like what I'm seeing from these Fockers.""You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"Comment
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"Yeah, Dom Focker, that's my dad's... uh... first cousin. You meet his kids, Randy and Orny?""You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"Comment
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