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Last edited by Ta Town Shocker; December 12, 2015, 10:52 PM.Shocker fan for life after witnessing my first game in person, the 80-74 win over the #12 Creighton Bluejays at the Kansas Coliseum.
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A. Don't run down your own players. You and the team would be better off if you keep your ass at home if you bad mouth anybody out loud that wears the black and yellow.
B. Don't run down the other team's players, at least to the point other fans hear you. Nothing can bite your ass karma wise worse than calling some guy a hack right before he buries 5 threes in a row. Plus it's just another way of not focusing on cheering for us.
C. Boo the refs when warranted but don't ***** about every call like we tend to do at home.
D. Chat up the opposing fans with humor and some knowledge of their program. They will respect you a lot more if you have a good idea what their team is like. Be nice, ala Roadhouse. Remember it is a freaking game. Yelling during free throws by the other team was never my style, but would strongly consider if the game was on the line.
E. Cheer like hell when we make a play, the players will hear you-trust me
F. If you have a loudmouth popping off to you all game, just remember to the victor goes the spoils. Make sure they understand that after the game as you look at them and scream the War song.
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Three ways to handle an obnoxious fan screaming for the other team:
1) Kindly offer to buy him a hot cup of shut the hell up.
2) Call Double Dribble over to kick em square in the grapes (that can be very painful)
3) Pretend to ignore him, all the while, floating a few bean burrito induced air biscuits his way. When he takes a deep breath to shout, and gets a taste of the brown fog, he won't be so quick to open his mouth again.I invented the cross-over dribble in the early 70's
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Originally posted by Ta Town Shocker View PostIs it okay to get out your huge team flag when you're fans are outnumbered about 10,000-10 after your team goes on a run to cut the lead in the 2nd half? I'll hang up and listen.
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Originally posted by Kung Wu View PostEvansville fans have LOTS of experience at tweaking their losing etiquette at home, so if they say it's rude, it's rude. However that said, you are at Evansville and since the game is going to be boring you might as well mix it up with the fans -- plus they are all pasty and without a single gangsta bone in their body so it's perfectly safe to rub it there -- NEVER TRY THIS IN PHILLY. Anyway, my preferred technique is:
1) Once we are up say 10 points -- stand up and turn around and give the rows behind me what I describe as the "neener neener hand" or "trumpet hand". Just put your thumb to your nose, pinky pointing at them as much as possible and wiggle your middle three fingers while making farting noises with your tongue slightly sticking out.
Go ahead and try it right now while you are reading this to "lock it into memory".
2) But then if I am really drunk, then I like to sway that motion back and forth to "splatter" as many people on the rows behind me as possible. Maybe even give it a little Axel Rose butt shake while you are doing it.
3) Now one more thing that raises this to another level -- save it for when we are 20 points up and they just turned the ball over -- go ahead and raise your other hand up and point right at each woman in the rows behind you and really give each one a dedicated wink, while you are waving the ol' trumpet hand back and forth. They LOVE THAT!! WARNING: Being able to point, wink and neener hand all at once takes skillz and you will look like a douchebag if you don't do it properly -- so practice at home on your wife before going to Evansville.
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In other words, don't be like these douchecanoes:
https://www.instagram.com/p/_HmVhxvWIq/Deuces Valley.
... No really, deuces.
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Originally posted by ShockerFever View PostIn other words, don't be like these douchecanoes:
https://www.instagram.com/p/_HmVhxvWIq/"In God we trust, all others must bring data." - W. Edwards Deming
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Originally posted by jdshock View PostI was at Evansville two years ago, and I clapped after Fred hit a free throw, and the surrounding fans told me it was rude to do so because Wichita State had already won the game. So... I guess, don't do that.
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Originally posted by ShockerFever View PostIn other words, don't be like these douchecanoes:
https://www.instagram.com/p/_HmVhxvWIq/
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What happened with the douche canoe UNLV fan that got the Sherriff involved?People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. -Isaac Asimov
Originally posted by C0|dB|00ded
Who else posts fake **** all day in order to maintain the acrimony? Wingnuts, that's who.
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Take it from a guy generally considered a bit of a jackass. Only rules: 1. Don't cuss; 2. Don't be negative to other teams players; 3. Don't confront other fans if they give you a hard time. You follow those, nothing will happen to you. If you don't want to be considered a bit of a jackass, there may be some other rules to throw in as well, but they aren't really necessary.
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As a visiting fan at Arrowhead stadium on multiple occasions, I've learned that one thing that will make your time much more enjoyable is to at least attempt to befriend the home team fans that are close to you. Even if they're not interested, it usually at least takes some of the edge off their hatred for you being in their stadium. And often times, you can meet some pretty cool people that are willing to give you some advice as to where to go/what to do in their city."You Don't Have to Play a Perfect Game. Your Best is Good Enough."
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