WSU vs KU - Vol 12, Chapter 14

[ShockerFever]

rofl

[1972Shocker]

Oh, one more. I was at the Nebraska/ Iowa football game last November. Most of the Iowa fans were decent, but if I wasn't there and witness this in person, I'd have chalked this up to an urban legend.

Section 19, row 64, about for seats from me, so I'll guess seat 12. An Iowa fan was extremely mouthy from even before the kickoff. Keep in mind, I really didn't care who won, and this turd burglar is is in everyone's grill, even mine, and I'm not wearing Husker gear. Guy was a total dickweed.

Right after the band's left the field at halftime, a very pregnant lady was trying to get back into her seat. She was doing the normal "excuse me" as she was working her way down the aisle. She must have accidentally bumped this guy, because he turned around and punched her hard in her very pregnant belly. The lady needed medical attention and the Iowa fan was dragged out by security.

I could label all Iowa fans as the worst based on this one example, but I would be ignoring the rest of the Iowa fans that were quite normal and polite.

That guy had to be over lubricated. Hard to believe that wasn't well publicized.

[bleednblackngold]

You probably would have never mastered the SMS method, and instead learned the Manhattan method for raping sheep.

Sorry, that was out of line. Possibly true, but out of line. Then again, you put the ball on the tee...

Stop MVJ! Just stop! I can't stop laughing! LFG just can't get out of his own way. Funny sh!t tho!

[choida]

Oh, one more. I was at the Nebraska/ Iowa football game last November. Most of the Iowa fans were decent, but if I wasn't there and witness this in person, I'd have chalked this up to an urban legend.

Section 19, row 64, about for seats from me, so I'll guess seat 12. An Iowa fan was extremely mouthy from even before the kickoff. Keep in mind, I really didn't care who won, and this turd burglar is is in everyone's grill, even mine, and I'm not wearing Husker gear. Guy was a total dickweed.

Right after the band's left the field at halftime, a very pregnant lady was trying to get back into her seat. She was doing the normal "excuse me" as she was working her way down the aisle. She must have accidentally bumped this guy, because he turned around and punched her hard in her very pregnant belly. The lady needed medical attention and the Iowa fan was dragged out by security.

I could label all Iowa fans as the worst based on this one example, but I would be ignoring the rest of the Iowa fans that were quite normal and polite.

That's gotta one of the most messed up things I've ever heard..

[Kung Wu]

I have to admit that on occasion I wonder what might have been had I ended up there.

You would have married an otherwise good looking cyclops with gigantism; that likes playing limbo on the beach with a pole vault crossbar, riding seatless pogo-sticks (who doesn't), and can tear a beer can in two with her tongue. Ironically, the sealed envelope you once had intimate knowledge about would still have been leaked by yourself, but on a completely different athletic director's desk.

[MoValley John]

That's gotta one of the most messed up things I've ever heard..

While difficult to believe, as we used to say in the Navy, it's a no shitter.

[MoValley John]

Should I take another stab at it? I mean, we could play a game, who can come up with the best "What would have happened to Casey, had he gone to Kansas State?"

This could be EPIC!

[MoValley John]

When I was in high school, one of the most aggressive schools in terms of mailers was K-State. I have to admit that on occasion I wonder what might have been had I ended up there.

(Note, you may have to Google trichomonas to get this)

You would have dated a girl with a noise ring and died a painful death caused by trichomonas.

[LuskingforGuttin]

You probably would have never mastered the SMS method, and instead learned the Manhattan method for raping sheep.

Sorry, that was out of line. Possibly true, but out of line. Then again, you put the ball on the tee...

No worries. I have been called far worse.

Yeah, sometimes I forget what message board I am on and that I am not wearing the home white jerseys here.

[LuskingforGuttin]

Should I take another stab at it? I mean, we could play a game, who can come up with the best "What would have happened to Casey, had he gone to Kansas State?"

This could be EPIC!

I remember watching a K-State game in 2002 on television. They were playing USC in Manhattan. I was in college at the time and it just looked like they were having such a good time there in the crowd. It just kind of stuck with me.

Also, I went to this formal for some K-State fraternity a year or two later. It was a joint KSU/MU thing in KC. Don't remember the frat or anything. I was the date of this MU girl who was in something called the Little Sisters of [some color, I forget which] Rose and they were affiliated with these two frats somehow. Anyhow, I show up and don't know anybody and this K-State alum starts talking and he says that you aren't a true K-Stater until "you puke in the streets of Aggieville." They had such camaraderie. It was cool. Their women could really hold their liquor. I was thoroughly impressed.

I think there are only a handful of schools that have that kind of bond. Virginia Tech, Texas A&M, K-State. Those schools that seem to be big in agriculture. They just have a great sense of community. Always been a huge fan of that. Wish we could replicate that at MSU.

In terms of fanmanship, I really love the colorful fans at LSU. Never been to a football game down there, but I was at an LSU softball game once and I saw several people with flasks. They are great. Iowa fans are the polar opposite. They are super dull and pretty awful. KU fans are like Diet Iowa fans. They aren't as obnoxious but they are no fun either. I have actually grown to really enjoy Wichita State fans. You all are a very passionate bunch. Travel well to all sporting events.

[shock]

Agree on all counts. K-Staters are really salt of the earth people. I actually like Manhattan, KS quite a bit. Less pretentious than Lawrence. I can't wait to watch our football game in the Little Apple this fall.

When I was in high school, one of the most aggressive schools in terms of mailers was K-State. I have to admit that on occasion I wonder what might have been had I ended up there.

If you don't mind, where are you from?

[shock]

Should I take another stab at it? I mean, we could play a game, who can come up with the best "What would have happened to Casey, had he gone to Kansas State?"

This could be EPIC!

FrankinmyBacon
MichaelBeasleyForPrez

[Cdizzle]

No. You just want to see how much of my time you can waste. I'm not playing that game.

I'm asking for someone who actually believes K-State fans are "the worst" to give me a specific category they feel applies, and I'll give them a specific response.

He gave a list. You didn't. Then you called him on his list needing qualifiers without providing your own. If you're going to make up the rules, then you should play by them.

[Shoxthemonkey]

Full disclosure. My Dad and brother are KSU grads. My son went there for two years before finishing somewhere else. My DIL is a KSU grad. Chase and Marion counties are overwhelmingly in the KSU camp. I attend many KSU football games. I have yet to run across a K-Stater who has bad mouthed WSU to my face while I'm wearing Shocker gear. Happens all the time when I encounter KU fans.

[ShockerPrez]

Full disclosure. My Dad and brother are KSU grads. My son went there for two years before finishing somewhere else. My DIL is a KSU grad. Chase and Marion counties are overwhelmingly in the KSU camp. I attend many KSU football games. I have yet to run across a K-Stater who has bad mouthed WSU to my face while I'm wearing Shocker gear. Happens all the time when I encounter KU fans.

I too have worn WSU gear to a KSU football game.

All I got was, "Wrong team, buddy!" I did see a dude puke and fall over a barricade at 8:30 in the morning, but really, who hasn't done that before?