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  • #31
    Will Kunkel just looks like one of those people I would enjoy pissing off. Like, if we were all to pitch in $15 and hire a male stripper to go dance on Will at KWCH studios in the middle of a production meeting, I could die a happy person.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by TheYeti
      He is using air that decent people could be breathing.
      ok.made me chuckle!

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      • #33
        Originally posted by SHOCKvalue View Post
        I'd probably have a skewed viewpoint of Wichita as well if I had to grow up in Haysville. The fact that douche canoe is from there tells me about all I need to know about why he is such huge vagina. At least he has a full set of teeth; jury's still out on if his parents were first cousins.
        South grad? You seem to have an irrational hatred of Haysville. Too close to home?

        Edit: :-)
        Kansas is Flat. The Earth is Not!!

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        • #34
          Originally posted by TheYeti
          He is using air that decent people could be breathing.
          I was going to make a comment about plastic bags and duct tape, but decided that would in poor taste...

          ;-)
          Kansas is Flat. The Earth is Not!!

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          • #35
            Originally posted by jocoshock View Post
            South grad? You seem to have an irrational hatred of Haysville. Too close to home?

            Edit: :-)
            No, not even in the right county.

            It is not irrational. Every time I happen to find myself in Haysville the car radio suddenly starts blaring banjo music, and I get weird stares from all the residents tooling around town in their t-top IROC's.

            Haysville is a place that all our new Bama posters would find themselves right at home, in familiar surroundings.

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            • #36
              Every night, watch the KWCH news and at the moment the sports comes on, text/email/tweet KWCH that you are changing channels for sports coverage.

              FEEDBACK - On-air sports talent feedback:
              bgregory@kwch.com; kwilhelm@kwch.com

              Brian Gregory

              @KWCH12NDBrian

              Kim Wilhelm

              @KWCHKimW

              KWCH12 Assistant News Director
              "I not sure that I've ever been around a more competitive player or young man than Fred VanVleet. I like to win more than 99.9% of the people in this world, but he may top me." -- Gregg Marshall 12/23/13 :peaceful:
              ---------------------------------------
              Remember when Nancy Pelosi said about Obamacare:
              "We have to pass it, to find out what's in it".

              A physician called into a radio show and said:
              "That's the definition of a stool sample."

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              • #37
                Originally posted by SHOCKvalue View Post
                No, not even in the right county.

                It is not irrational. Every time I happen to find myself in Haysville the car radio suddenly starts blaring banjo music, and I get weird stares from all the residents tooling around town in their t-top IROC's.

                Haysville is a place that all our new Bama posters would find themselves right at home, in familiar surroundings.
                Lol... "Find" yourself? Do you have these black outs often? :-) Are you going there for peach flavored moonshine or what?

                Just funnin.. I spent a few years there in my childhood. Always found it annoying that the only channel that picked up on the wireless (antique homemade radio) was KFDI...

                edit: :-)
                Kansas is Flat. The Earth is Not!!

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by jocoshock View Post
                  Lol... "Find" yourself? Do you have these black outs often? :-) Are you going there for peach flavored moonshine or what?

                  Just funnin.. I spent a few years there in my childhood. Always found it annoying that the only channel that picked up on the wireless (antique homemade radio) was KFDI...

                  edit: :-)
                  "K-F-D-I ... Radio Ranch here with your weather update. Haysville is DIRECTLY in the path of another tornado. All Haysville residents, get off your tin roofs and take cover now!!"
                  β€œLet your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.”
                  -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

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                  • #39
                    Use the urban dictionary to define Kunkle as some type of terrible sex act then boost to #1 google search, a la "Santorum"
                    Wichita State, home of the All-Americans.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by BOBB View Post
                      Use the urban dictionary to define Kunkle as some type of terrible sex act then boost to #1 google search, a la "Santorum"
                      I knew a guy who passed out at a party once, some weirdo pulled him into a back room and Kunkled him. He hasn't been the same since.
                      β€œLet your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.”
                      -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by kochHead View Post
                        I knew a guy who passed out at a party once, some weirdo pulled him into a back room and Kunkled him. He hasn't been the same since.
                        Happened to some one I know as well. He said after he got Kunkled that nothing tasted right for 6 months, and he had a strange limp.

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                        • #42
                          Getting Kunkled causes hemorrhoids...

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by kochHead View Post
                            I knew a guy who passed out at a party once, some weirdo pulled him into a back room and Kunkled him. He hasn't been the same since.

                            That must be what happened to @SHOCKvalue: when he "found" himself in Haysville.. :-)


                            btw.. when I was in grade school in Haysville, a girl in my class had the last name of Kunkel... coinky dink??? or conspiracy...
                            Kansas is Flat. The Earth is Not!!

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                            • #44
                              β€œLet your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.”
                              -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by shocka khan View Post
                                If KWCH newscasts quit drawing viewers, someone, somewhere, will be asking why. And if those people have any sense at all, they will look at the metrics, go in and clean house.

                                If they don't, there are graveyards full of bones from corporations who did not try to draw insights from their customers.

                                1) Wichita isn't a metered market, so KWCH most likely won't notice any viewer loss just during sports. You have to stop watching that channel COMPLETELY if you want them to notice. And get your friends to do the same.
                                2) Will Kunkle probably has a 2-year contract. So unless he really screws up big time they can't just fire him just because a few viewers don't want to watch him. Local viewers hate everyone on the air in Wichita. People even hated the legendary Larry Hatteberg for some odd reason.

                                Luckily for us though, TV Sweeps are starting soon. April 23 - May 20, to be exact. So if you really want this campaign to kick off with a bang, don't watch CBS at all during those dates. And let KWCH know why with numerous emails and calls and tweets.

                                Will has a major ego problem. He apparently thinks that being an Intern at ESPN makes him big time and allows him to say whatever he wants. That just isn't the case for a local sports reporter.

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