The Very Best of Gregg Marshall

[shoxlax]

Ohhhh did the Mighty Spartans lose tonight?

[WuShock16]

Shocker Luncheon before Creighton home game in 2011:

Someone asked why Kenny Lawson, a preseason all-conference pick, wasn't getting as much playing time as expected.

GM (something to the effect of): "The problem for Kenny is that Doug McDermott's mom is sleeping with the coach."

[Dave Stalwart]

Shocker Luncheon before Creighton home game in 2011:

Someone asked why Kenny Lawson, a preseason all-conference pick, wasn't getting as much playing time as expected.

GM (something to the effect of): "The problem for Kenny is that Doug McDermott's mom is sleeping with the coach."

DUDE

[WuShock16]

Here's a classic:

Idiot from Omaha who shall remain nameless: So, what is Matt Braeuer's status after the concussion?
Gregg: He is day-to-day.
Idiot: So, will he play against Creighton?
Gregg: Well, you see. Day-to-day means that we will check him out today, and if he is not well, we'll check again tomorrow, and so on and so on.

That chat went downhill quickly.

[wusphlash]

Yes, Jim, I will take the job.

[Shocktoberfest]

Yes, Jim, I will take the job.

Winner!

[shoxlax]

Yes, Jim, I will take the job.

Quote of the century!

[WuDrWu]

Here's a classic:

Idiot from Omaha who shall remain nameless: So, what is Matt Braeuer's status after the concussion?
Gregg: He is day-to-day.
Idiot: So, will he play against Creighton?
Gregg: Well, you see. Day-to-day means that we will check him out today, and if he is not well, we'll check again tomorrow, and so on and so on.

That chat went downhill quickly.

Somebody's GOT to find that interview.

[1979Shocker]

Gregg Marshall's mentor, John Kresse, said, "coach where you are loved".

[shoxlax]

I am not a jumper

[shoxlax]

If I was them I wouldn't play us either

[shockingwheat]

What about the player intro video from last year?

"... now is not the time to be timid or afraid. Understand that you belong. Aggressive and angry. Let's go. Play Angry."

Does that live on the interwebs somewhere?

[Shocker Mama]

What about the player intro video from last year?

"... now is not the time to be timid or afraid. Understand that you belong. Aggressive and angry. Let's go. Play Angry."

Does that live on the interwebs somewhere?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=doSFxzdI9eU

[1979Shocker]

Here's the official one from the GoShockers YouTube channel.

[BikeIdiot]

Ohhhh did the Mighty Spartans lose tonight?

This.