Shaq Called Out!!

[Kung Wu]

"If"?

lol

If Tekele Cotton and Fred Van Vleet yell out two opposite orders at the same, which one do you follow? LOL

[BOBB]

If Tekele Cotton and Fred Van Vleet yell out two opposite orders at the same, which one do you follow? LOL

Cotton. He is 40 years older than Fred.

[SHOXAAC]

For all you who read shockernet but never post, I might as well come out and admit it.

I am EVERY poster on Shockernet. I am Fever. I am Doc. I am Kung Wu.

I am JH4P. Actually, I AM JAMAR HOWARD HIMSELF!!!!

If you try to register, you will see that the whole website is a sham. It is simply my own creation as a way to entertain myself by setting up multiple personalities to argue with each other.

Sorry to disappoint all you “non-posters” who like to read this site. Don’t believe me? Just try to register and make a post. I dare ya!

I dare you (or is it I or me) to post from the alter ego KCSHOX and have your (or my) alter ego Fev go postal about it. By the way, Shaq is for real.

[ripemupshocks]

For all you who read shockernet but never post, I might as well come out and admit it.

I am EVERY poster on Shockernet. I am Fever. I am Doc. I am Kung Wu.

I am JH4P. Actually, I AM JAMAR HOWARD HIMSELF!!!!

If you try to register, you will see that the whole website is a sham. It is simply my own creation as a way to entertain myself by setting up multiple personalities to argue with each other.

Sorry to disappoint all you “non-posters” who like to read this site. Don’t believe me? Just try to register and make a post. I dare ya!

Next, you'll be telling us you're this guy:

[ripemupshocks]

Fwiw, Fred just tweeted that shaq had a good workout this morning.

Retweeted by Shaquille Morris Fred VanVleet @FredVanVleet · 8h
Good early work with the Big guy @Shaq_Morris

[1972Shocker]

For all you who read shockernet but never post, I might as well come out and admit it.

I am EVERY poster on Shockernet. I am Fever. I am Doc. I am Kung Wu.

I am JH4P. Actually, I AM JAMAR HOWARD HIMSELF!!!!

If you try to register, you will see that the whole website is a sham. It is simply my own creation as a way to entertain myself by setting up multiple personalities to argue with each other.

Sorry to disappoint all you “non-posters” who like to read this site. Don’t believe me? Just try to register and make a post. I dare ya!

Perhaps you should re-register as The Martrix

[Shocker-maniac]

Perhaps you should re-register as The Martrix

Good post Jamar!

[Dave Stalwart]

Retweeted by Shaquille Morris Fred VanVleet @FredVanVleet · 8h
Good early work with the Big guy @Shaq_Morris

Does anyone else think that FreshVV referring to Shaq as "the big guy" is actually a fairly good sign that Shaq is the guy that Fred currently thinks has the spot?

Or how about this... If Fred has been tasked with pushing Shaq in particular by the coaches, does that mean anything? In other words, if you are coach and you have FVV, do you not sick him on the most likely starting center?

Or how about this... Does FVV like Shaq a lot?

Why would Shaq be "the big guy" instead of President Bush Dubya?

[shockmonster]

I have a feeling that the team thinks that Fred drives the bus. Nick Wiggins referred to Fred as the leader of the team last year in an interview.

[Bob Sacamano]

Inside scoop here. FVV meant to tag the original Shaq. FVV is training with him because FVV is planning to be our starting center.

[wufan]

Does anyone else think that FreshVV referring to Shaq as "the big guy" is actually a fairly good sign that Shaq is the guy that Fred currently thinks has the spot?

Or how about this... If Fred has been tasked with pushing Shaq in particular by the coaches, does that mean anything? In other words, if you are coach and you have FVV, do you not sick him on the most likely starting center?

Or how about this... Does FVV like Shaq a lot?

Why would Shaq be "the big guy" instead of President Bush Dubya?

I don't think it means any of that other than that Shaq and FVV are friends and teammates. I think he called him the BIG guy because he's big, not THE big guy, as in the ONE.

[WSUwatcher]

It's a long off-season, isn't it?

[1972Shocker]

as in the ONE.

Agreed. That would be @JamarHoward4President

[ShockerFever]

Whatever. Now log into your @ShockerFever account and excoriate yourself for mentioning your alter ego. Of course since you and I are a singularity, I am only telling you to do this so that people will continue to think we are separate personas, and in fact I will be logging into my ShockerFever account to bust my own skull open for being an overly pragmatic douchebag.

It's all in the plan.

Eww, gross.

[Shocker-maniac]

I had a very scary dream that I am only a figment of @JamarHoward4President's imagination. Wait, was it a dream or . . .