Auburn Hires, what else has opened up that wasn't earlier?

[Jamar Howard 4 President]

My point has been proven. Just a bunch of fake outrage... and maybe a little bit of real outrage by those who are too lazy to actually express it in a meaningful way.

If the post was too long, read just one point and then answer the question "What did I do wrong there?".

[Cdizzle]

My point has been proven.

Pretty sure you proved your point like 2 years ago. I'm just waiting for you to stop proving it so often.

[WstateU]

I couldn['t pick just one, so I'm going to link the entire page. Post your pick from this rather tasty group of selections:

http://www.pinterest.com/mshatt68/bikini-babes/

Yikes!

[WstateU]

If JH4P is in a relationship with a woman, or has ever been at any point in his past, I'm going to have to guess it is a miracle of biblical proportions. The fact that the guy is an engineer, AND carries himself as he does, paints a fairly vivid picture of his person.

If one could somehow modify the meme image of the obese male wearing nothing but whitey-tighties in his Mom's basement in front of a computer, but substitute in socio-economic upward mobility, I think one might have a decent mugshot of the guy.

I thought my mom threw away all those pics of me. Jeez.

[ShockBand]

If you're going to write something of that length, please use formal citations. APA format, please, unless you want to torture yourself with Turabian or Chicago style.

[WstateU]

It's time for @WstateU: to come in with a dynamite fruity Joe Dirt gif.

[ShockerGorilla]

A March 26, 2014 post by JH4P:

I love debating. That is why I do it so much on Shockernet. I find it especially funny when people tell me how mad I must be. If only they knew I was smiling the whole time.

He is loving all of this attention. If you would all just stop arguing, maybe he will stop.

[Jamar Howard 4 President]

For those suffering from A.D.D., let me paraphrase my previous ramblings.

Don’t hate the player. Hate the game. Around here, my posts draw criticism while gay jokes get a free pass. Don’t lie. Be honest. Don’t talk about me and then complain when I respond. There are hypocrites among you. I’m having fun. You should too. Don’t be so easily offended. Midgets are funny. Cardboard cutouts of Charles Barkley are funny. Fever hates me.

[ShockerFever]

Man, engineers sure get long lunch breaks.

[DUShock]

[Kung Wu]

Sorry to change subjects but the Cavs are rumored to be showing interest in Calipari.

[1979Shocker]

I really don't have any problem with what JH4P posts or what anyone else posts. Someone has one point of view and another person has another point of view. I just read each viewpoint and move on.

Every time I see JH4P mentioned in a post I know there's a Fever coming on. And the best medicine for that is to just ignore the posts.

[Jamar Howard 4 President]

Sorry to change subjects but the Cavs are rumored to be showing interest in Calipari.

Are you nervous Kung? I wouldn't say I'm nervous as I think it is a long shot, and even if Calipari leaves, Marshall is far from 100% guaranteed to be the successor at UK, but I have to admit that a coaching carousel leading to Marshall leaving for Kentucky in mid-May would suck pretty bad.

[Kung Wu]

Are you nervous Kung? I wouldn't say I'm nervous as I think it is a long shot, and even if Calipari leaves, Marshall is far from 100% guaranteed to be the successor at UK, but I have to admit that a coaching carousel leading to Marshall leaving for Kentucky in mid-May would suck pretty bad.

Marshall won't leave his best two recruits ever. I mean it would have to be the "ultimate" offer. Kentucky can certainly offer that, but I think we have a year or two.

[SHOXAAC]

Admit it...y'all are jealous. FYI - the reason I am proud of this pic is because it represents me losing 126 pounds. By the way this pic was also taken at the exact moment I posted this response in this thread. Cool, huh?!?!