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  • #31
    This is glorius. Sticky this @_kai_:!!!!
    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. -Isaac Asimov

    Originally posted by C0|dB|00ded
    Who else posts fake **** all day in order to maintain the acrimony? Wingnuts, that's who.

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    • #32
      I'm not buying the injury angle, 'Lace. Your "career ending injuries" are exactly what happened to Matt Braeuer every time he had a road game in Carbondale.

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      • #33
        Sounds like career-ending-'Lace is setting up the local Y boys for a big payday. Don't take no solid money to the gym boys!

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        • #34
          Lost it at Porcelain Pony.
          The mountains are calling, and I must go.

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          • #35
            Tyrone's gastrointestinal track has weakened. Back in the day Taco J's was the pregame meal of choice for the Lace, not the mild stuff from Taco Shop. Rumor has it Taco J's put a man on the moon long before NASA.

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            • #36
              I call Shenanigans - Taco Shop doesn't have a family pack/dozen burritos.

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              • #37
                Why ruin a good story with useless facts?

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by podunkboy View Post
                  I call Shenanigans - Taco Shop doesn't have a family pack/dozen burritos.
                  They do for T-Lace!

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                  • #39
                    Lets just say that I have "preferred customer" status at the Taco Shop.
                    I have often contemplated fueling up on a few nuclear burritos, parking my butt right behind the opposing teams bench, and committing a few fouls myself.
                    I invented the cross-over dribble in the early 70's

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                    • #40
                      That can be very painful.

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                      • #41
                        WHOOO BETTTA?! ANTON CA O EXAVIA MCDANIA! WHO BETTA?!

                        The legend of The 'Lace goes on!
                        "If you're going to do it, you're going to do it right," athletic director Jim Schaus said. "If we're going to put 'Wichita State' across our chest, then every team is going to matter."

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by WSU Shocker View Post
                          WHOOO BETTTA?! ANTON CA O EXAVIA MCDANIA! WHO BETTA?!

                          The legend of The 'Lace goes on!
                          If there was ever a SN, Hall of Fame, we would have an etching of Tyrone, leaving a victim in the dust with his historical crossover dribble, hangin from the rafters baybay. Can u dig it? Grooovy!!!!!!! Priceless.
                          Shocker basketball will forever be my favorite team in all of sports.

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                          • #43
                            Its been said that when the Dreamliner mistakenly landed at Jabara Airport - It left a skid mark second only to the one in the "lace's" soiled panty

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                            • #44
                              Mr. Shoelace, looks like you got a little competition from ISU Redbird Reggie Lynch:

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                              • #45
                                WuShock I can dig it baby! Too bad for da Crimson Crows the only points they will get is style points for the fro and the tune!
                                I invented the cross-over dribble in the early 70's

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