MoSt Bears it begins!

[DwShock]

Sorry Fellow Shocker Family. I had to share this as soon as I got it. The Trash talk begins!

[martymoose]

I don't get it....

[Dave Stalwart]

I think they made a shirt to let people know they found a cure for some kind of Missouri hillbilly disease

[The Mad Hatter]

I don't get it....

Look, someone from Missouri State managed to put together a simple sentence without glaring spelling or grammatical errors. Expecting there to be some kind of content in addition is probably a bridge too far.

[RoyalShock]

MSU is desperately seeking a rival. If we cared enough, we could make t-shirts for the MVC tournament that say "Fail. Now back to the lab" or "You can't cure a super-power" after what will hopefully be two decisive regular season victories over the Bears.

At least they spelled everything correctly.

[AndShock]

At least I understand the idea behind "not a state." Stupid as crap but I understand it. This on the other hand....

[_kai_]

I think they made a shirt to let people know they found a cure for some kind of Missouri hillbilly disease

Teeth turn black and yellow from meth mouth.

I honestly applaud Missouri State University for raising awareness about meth mouth, using their Maroon color as the call to arms. Similar to the pink of breast cancer awareness.

[Dave Stalwart]

Also you should make this shirt AFTER you win the game. Wear this shirt into a loss, and its especially dumb.

[TheYeti]

Let one of those knuckle draggers wear that to Koch Arena. That would be fun.

[tw805]

I see that cruel wit is not on the curriculum at the Missouri State School of Hotel and Hospitality Services. Seriously, is it an inside joke or something?

[HockeyShock]

You know, we *are* taking auditions for a new Valley rival. Maybe this is just their tryout.

Hm. A bit lacking in wit, but at least they doubled-down by actually making a t-shirt of it. That shows some dedication.

We'll know they're trying too hard if one of them tries to karate kick Tekele in the head during the first game.

[kcshocker11]

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Heres the cure for the cure!

[TheYeti]

I thought that they cured their black and yellow malady with penicillin or a red hot wire.

[Aargh]

Look, someone from Missouri State managed to put together a simple sentence without glaring spelling or grammatical errors. Expecting there to be some kind of content in addition is probably a bridge too far.

You're wrong. They meant black and TAN, not black and yellow. Just couldn't get it right when they ordered the shirts. A black and tan is a coon dog, and we know how folks from Missouri loves their coon dogs. They've found a cure for the resulting illnesses affecting their coon dogs.

[moshock]

They need to find a cure for "the maroon"