10 O'clock kake news

[shock]

I watch the sports.

[GoShockers89]

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[SB Shock]

Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole shockernet in jeopardy.

[jdmee]

Huh?

[SirShoxAlot]

Poopmouth!

[DUShock]

What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad; that’s amazing.

[Uncle Rico]

I don't normally do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breath-taking heiney. I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it.

[jocoshock]

It's 10 0'clock - do you know where your children are? they used to do this on KAKE back in the 60s...

[wufan]

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

[WuDrWu]

Agree to disagree.

[Rocky Mountain Shock]

I'm Rocky Mountain Shock. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

[Uncle Rico]

Is that you Baxter? Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee.

[WuShock16]

You know I don't speak Spanish.

[SirShoxAlot]

I stabbed a man in the heart with a trident.

[Wuzee]

I just ate a whole thing of candy beans.