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[Kung Wu]

Valley teams should really devise a tactic whereas, they could entice a larger, more athletic player to become slightly more aggressive in a maneuver toward the basket. Once the offensive player has committed to such a maneuver, they could stand erect, hold their ground up until the point that the offensive player makes the first hint of contact. Right at that time, the defender could then fall down as though they have been shot in the medula oblongata by a Navy Seal Sniper at 100 yards. This action would encourage one of the three appointed officials with the least conducive view to conclude, that the offensive player has committed an act of 'Charging'. This would allow the Valley schools to counter their otherwise athletic deficiencies into a more favorable situation for them.

If only there was a name for such an action. This could be revolutionary.

Unless your name is Jake White, who we witnessed standing there in the paint since Jesus rode in on a donkey, more rigid than a frat boy at a stripper orgy, tea-cupping his twig and berries in front of his mother and ShockerNation, grimacing like a three year old eating a lemon doused in Tabasco sauce, taking the charge like Hellen Keller playing matador in a bullfighting ring.

And for what?!?

So that some stupid, Shocker-hating, jerky boy, MVC conference sucking-up, dime baggin', substitute official could go temporarily insane and call a blocking charge at least two minutes after the play unfolded with his whistle which was later than a whore's period.

That's what.

[Manhattan_Shocker]

Did Jake White ever get a charge called in his favor? I started feeling bad for him towards the end there.

[Kung Wu]

Yeah he actually got a couple of them called his way at the VERY beginning of the season -- which was probably the catalyst for him to continue giving it a go. And then after the sun circled the Earth like 120 times or so, he got another one toward the end of the season (and don't give me none of this baloney about the Earth circling the sun crap).

[WuDrWu]

Unless your name is Jake White, who we witnessed standing there in the paint since Jesus rode in on a donkey, more rigid than a frat boy at a stripper orgy, tea-cupping his twig and berries in front of his mother and ShockerNation, grimacing like a three year old eating a lemon doused in Tabasco sauce, taking the charge like Hellen Keller playing matador in a bullfighting ring.

And for what?!?

So that some stupid, Shocker-hating, jerky boy, MVC conference sucking-up, dime baggin', substitute official could go temporarily insane and call a blocking charge at least two minutes after the play unfolded with his whistle which was later than a whore's period.

That's what.

THAT IS EPIC! This had to be penned after someone slipped a couple 5HourEnergies into your RedBull, no?

[Aargh]

Unless your name is Jake White, who we witnessed standing there in the paint since Jesus rode in on a donkey, more rigid than a frat boy at a stripper orgy, tea-cupping his twig and berries in front of his mother and ShockerNation, grimacing like a three year old eating a lemon doused in Tabasco sauce, taking the charge like Hellen Keller playing matador in a bullfighting ring.

And for what?!?

So that some stupid, Shocker-hating, jerky boy, MVC conference sucking-up, dime baggin', substitute official could go temporarily insane and call a blocking charge at least two minutes after the play unfolded with his whistle which was later than a whore's period.

That's what.

This gets my vote for best post of all time.

[jcdshocker]

Unless your name is Jake White, who we witnessed standing there in the paint since Jesus rode in on a donkey, more rigid than a frat boy at a stripper orgy, tea-cupping his twig and berries in front of his mother and ShockerNation, grimacing like a three year old eating a lemon doused in Tabasco sauce, taking the charge like Hellen Keller playing matador in a bullfighting ring.

And for what?!?

So that some stupid, Shocker-hating, jerky boy, MVC conference sucking-up, dime baggin', substitute official could go temporarily insane and call a blocking charge at least two minutes after the play unfolded with his whistle which was later than a whore's period.

That's what.

That is Classic!