Shaqtastic, Shaqaliscious, Shaqsational... Welcome to Wichita State Shaq!!

[ShockerFever]

I miss Cold.

[rayc]

He is on the other board, you can visit him as often as you like.

[Rosewood]

He is on the other board, you can visit him as often as you like.

I always forget that there is another board I can troll you people on

[Shock Top]

How'd you get so many Qs?

Don't worry about it!

No one touches the Shaqtus

[WstateU]

Go Shaq!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8vOvjZbfPM

[RoyalShock]

I don't remember who originally said this in last night's game thread, but . . .

LOVE SHAQ!

I sense a parody coming on . . .

The Love Shaq is a big 'ol dude who
You will bounce right off of, yeahhhh
Love Shaq set a screen

Dunkin' and a boundin'
Shootin' mid-range jumpers
Knockin' down some free-throws
Layin' in some others

[Dave Stalwart]

Is this one of those low points that a guy sometimes goes through where his shockernet friends need to step in and get him the help he needs?

I remember personally going through a time once when we beat UNI so bad that I started to feel compassion for them and shockernet was there for me in that moment. I just wonder if @RoyalShock: needs help here. He's at his computer pretending to be that dude from the B-52's

[Dave Stalwart]

I don't remember who originally said this in last night's game thread, but . . .

LOVE SHAQ!

I sense a parody coming on . . .

The Love Shaq is a big 'ol dude who
You will bounce right off of, yeahhhh
Love Shaq set a screen

Dunkin' and a boundin'
Shootin' mid-range jumpers
Knockin' down some free-throws
Layin' in some others

There was a basketball game
Somebody ran into a guy so hard they thought it was a rock
But it wasn't a rock

It was SHAQ LOBSTER.

[RoyalShock]

There was a basketball game
Somebody ran into a guy so hard they thought it was a rock
But it wasn't a rock

It was SHAQ LOBSTER.

Ha ha, it's contagious!

Too much vitamin B-52.

[WstateU]

There was a basketball game
Somebody ran into a guy so hard they thought it was a rock
But it wasn't a rock

It was SHAQ LOBSTER.

[ShockerDropOut]

I am so happy for and proud of this young man. It was only 7 short weeks ago that he did not travel with the team to the Drake game. His future as a WSU student-athlete was deeply in doubt. He had a choice to make, and by all appearances, he has made the right choice. He is working hard to achieve the potential that HCGM sees in him. He is a learning and growing right in front of our eyes. I hope his progress continues, both in his basketball career and his personal life. Good job Shaq!

[MadaboutWu]

How about They Might be Giants:

Brick wall man, brick wall man
sets picks no one else can.

[Ricardo del Rio]

I wonder, if Cold had an organism last night.

[pie n eye]

Shaq is easily our best post defender right now. Granted he doesn't have the ridiculous athleticism Shaq has but Darius could take some defensive lessons from the freshman on that end of the court.

[RoyalShock]

Shaq is easily our best post defender right now. Granted he doesn't have the ridiculous athleticism Shaq has but Darius could take some defensive lessons from the freshman on that end of the court.

I love it whenever Shaq just plants his feet with arms straight up. Textbook interior defense. Can you imagine how much better Stutz would have been with that technique?