I just stumbled upon this funny old archive on the New York Times. Make sure you make it to the last sentence!
Unbeatable Offer By Wichita State
Wichita State will offer a money-back guarantee to basketball season-ticket holders. "We're getting a number of people who have expressed tremendous disappointment in the quality of play the last three years," Athletic Director Gary Hunter said today. "They've indicated they don't want to sit through another season like last year. " That's why Hunter will offer the money-back guarantee in letters next week to alumni in Sedgwick, Butler and Harvey Counties. But Hunter doesn't think many people will take him up on the offer, what with a new coach, Scott Thompson, running the team.
Wichita State will offer a money-back guarantee to basketball season-ticket holders. "We're getting a number of people who have expressed tremendous disappointment in the quality of play the last three years," Athletic Director Gary Hunter said today. "They've indicated they don't want to sit through another season like last year. " That's why Hunter will offer the money-back guarantee in letters next week to alumni in Sedgwick, Butler and Harvey Counties. But Hunter doesn't think many people will take him up on the offer, what with a new coach, Scott Thompson, running the team.
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