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For a limited time you can get your SlapAShaq Anger Therapy (tm) kit for only $29.95! That's a $50 savings! Results guaranteed or your money back!
Included in the kit:
- Life size FatHead poster of the backside of Shaq Morris!
- For your garage: Real concrete Parking Block in black and yellow, printed with "Reserved: Coach Marshall"!
- Exclusive deck of 10 "Wasn't me!" letters, complete with a fake autograph by Coach Marshall himself!
- For your garage: Real concrete Parking Block in black and yellow, printed with "Reserved: Coach Marshall"!
- Exclusive deck of 10 "Wasn't me!" letters, complete with a fake autograph by Coach Marshall himself!
How does the kit it work?
Each morning when you wake up, we recommend you slap the back of Shaq's head and tell him "Don't foul your friends"!
Then at night, just before it's time to go to bed, get a FANTASTIC night's sleep by slapping his head once more and telling him to stop being so damn lazy!
For the parking block, we recommend you simply smile each time you pull into "Coach Marshall's" stall. He can't do a damn thing to stop you!
And if your wife pulls into your side of the garage -- and you're feeling especially angry -- just corner her in the kitchen and put your hands around her neck! Just don't squeeze!
And if she calls the cops? Whip out your "Wasn't me!" letter and have some good laughs with the whole family!
Then at night, just before it's time to go to bed, get a FANTASTIC night's sleep by slapping his head once more and telling him to stop being so damn lazy!
For the parking block, we recommend you simply smile each time you pull into "Coach Marshall's" stall. He can't do a damn thing to stop you!
And if your wife pulls into your side of the garage -- and you're feeling especially angry -- just corner her in the kitchen and put your hands around her neck! Just don't squeeze!
And if she calls the cops? Whip out your "Wasn't me!" letter and have some good laughs with the whole family!
But wait ... that's not all ... there's more!
If you buy the SlapAShaq Anger Therapy (tm) kit before Thursday, we'll throw in this limited time only Diddy Patterass (tm) family game valued at $39.95, for ABSOLUTELY FREE!
In this remarkable game you will select one of 5 different bars where you attempt to navigate a blurry scene while looking for some bitches to slap!
Also included in the game kit: Authentic fake autographed Chris Jans Beer Goggles!
Your kids won't be able to put them down!
In this remarkable game you will select one of 5 different bars where you attempt to navigate a blurry scene while looking for some bitches to slap!
Also included in the game kit: Authentic fake autographed Chris Jans Beer Goggles!
Your kids won't be able to put them down!
So hurry and get your SlapAShaq Anger Therapy (tm) kit, with your Diddy Patterass (tm) fun family game -- a $120 value - for only $29.95!
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