Players' middle names

[1972Shocker]

Tekele Usetheron Cotton (anybody get this?)

This is the one that I haven't been able to get yet. However, Kung Wu has no doubt done something very clever here.

[forevershockerfan]

Garrett "don't eva call me clutz but you can call me Clutch" Stutz,
Joe "say it is so" Rags
Joe "from Rags to riches" Ragland
Toure'--hip-hip hoooray" Murry

[forevershockerfan]

Ron "the autobahn's" Baker's Dozen,
Jt "or not to be, that is the question" Durley

[forevershockerfan]

Carl "all rebounds have me at hello" Hall

Ben "no spin" Smith

Gabe "I got you babe" Blair

[WstateU]

Carl "The Predator" Hall

James "Anaconda" Anacreon

Ede "Long Gone Like a Turkey in the Corn" Egharvba

Malcolm "X" Armstead

[forevershockerfan]

David "slew Goliath" Kyles

Tekele "in the land of black and yellow" Cotton

Carl 'always wants the ball,' Hall

[forevershockerfan]

"Tyrone "tie yourn own" Shoelace
Double "Don't shoot B4 you" Dribble
Kung "fouey, chopped Suey in Lewey," Wu
Tyrone"don't cross me over my" Shoelace"
WU-"SN good Doc on call" DrWU
Wstate"yipes, stripes, beechnut gum" U
1972 "it was a very good year" Shocker

[Kung Wu]

This is the one that I haven't been able to get yet. However, Kung Wu has no doubt done something very clever here.

Not that clever.

To Kill Use Ether On Cotton

[Kung Wu]

This one takes the cake

You can also get the double entendre with:

Ron Studen' Baker

[Kung Wu]

"Tyrone "tie yourn own" Shoelace
Double "Don't shoot B4 you" Dribble
Kung "fouey, chopped Suey in Lewey," Wu
Tyrone"don't cross me over my" Shoelace"
WU-"SN good Doc on call" DrWU
Wstate"yipes, stripes, beechnut gum" U
1972 "it was a very good year" Shocker

LMAO

forever "rose colored shade wearin' eternal optimist" shockerfan

[forevershockerfan]

Gregg "play the D or sit with me" Marshall
Garrett "featured at a Garden Party" Stutz
PlanetSub "worries not" God22
Rosewood "don't give no stinkin stale nacho's" Rosewood
Shox "the crowd made me do it" 1989
Plane "18 and No" Shocker
Joe "if rags was a rich man, dewbedoobedo" Ragland

[forevershockerfan]

After watching Rags shush SIU's crowd today, here is one.

Joe "SHHHHHHH" Ragland

[wusphlash]

David Enigma Kyles

[1972Shocker]

David Enigma Kyles

Perhaps we should just call him the Riddler.

[ShockerFever]

Tourenover Murry