Players' middle names

[Kung Wu]

Come up with some creative middle names for our players, using their full name?

Here are a couple examples using Cotton:

Tekele Mewith Cotton (tickle me with cotton)

Tekele Usetheron Cotton (anybody get this?)

Let's hear some more!

Edit: I know Mr. Hall is gonna get some airtime in this thread!

[wu_shizzle]

Carl Thatsmyball Hall.

[wufan]

James Ole Anaceron..."was that my guy that just dunked?"

[1972Shocker]

Toure Rhymes With Hooray Murry

[1972Shocker]

Carl, the Maulman, Hall

[1972Shocker]

Garrett, don't call me Lutz, Stutz

[1972Shocker]

David Skyles Kyles (Kind of a tongue twister)

[1972Shocker]

Ben, they call me Mister, Smith

[molly jabali]

Ron Dozens Baker

[1972Shocker]

Ron Shak'n Baker

[RoyalShock]

Joe "Floor Show" Ragland

Toure "In A Hurry" Murry

David "Smiles" Kyles

Carl "The Snarl" Hall

Garrett "Did I Do That?" Stutz

Ehimen "Let You Live" Orukpe

Ben "Don't Be Tardy" Smith

[1972Shocker]

Garrett Goatee Stutz

[1972Shocker]

Joe "Floor Show" Ragland

Toure "In A Hurry" Murry

David "Smiles" Kyles

Carl "The Snarl" Hall

Garrett "Did I Do That?" Stutz

Ehimen "Let You Live" Orukpe

Ben "Don't Be Tardy" Smith

All good but I especially like what you came up with for Toure.

[Kung Wu]

Ron Shak'n Baker

Hahaha, this one's a keeper!

[1972Shocker]

Garrett Duck Stutz (of course, that could apply to EO also)