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Christmas Shopping with the hubby.....
A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as, they had a lot to do, she called him on the mobile.
The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do."
He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all
choked up…
"Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied.
"Well, I am in the gun shop next door to that.""I not sure that I've ever been around a more competitive player or young man than Fred VanVleet. I like to win more than 99.9% of the people in this world, but he may top me." -- Gregg Marshall 12/23/13 :peaceful:
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Remember when Nancy Pelosi said about Obamacare:
"We have to pass it, to find out what's in it".
A physician called into a radio show and said:
"That's the definition of a stool sample."Comment
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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.Comment
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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.Comment
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"I not sure that I've ever been around a more competitive player or young man than Fred VanVleet. I like to win more than 99.9% of the people in this world, but he may top me." -- Gregg Marshall 12/23/13 :peaceful:
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Remember when Nancy Pelosi said about Obamacare:
"We have to pass it, to find out what's in it".
A physician called into a radio show and said:
"That's the definition of a stool sample."Comment
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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.Comment
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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.Comment
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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.Comment
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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.Comment
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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.Comment
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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.Comment
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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.Comment
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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.Comment
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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.Comment
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"I not sure that I've ever been around a more competitive player or young man than Fred VanVleet. I like to win more than 99.9% of the people in this world, but he may top me." -- Gregg Marshall 12/23/13 :peaceful:
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Remember when Nancy Pelosi said about Obamacare:
"We have to pass it, to find out what's in it".
A physician called into a radio show and said:
"That's the definition of a stool sample."Comment
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