Yes, that thread title is hyperbole. It seemed like the right thing to do.
How I envision tonight's debate unfolding:
Lester Holt: ...and now, for his opening remarks, Donald Trump, you have 90 seconds.
Trump: Good evening all. Hi Hillary, good to see you. Can you believe we did it?!?! Seriously, when Bill suggested this whole thing 2 years ago, I thought it would be fun to play along, but good God, it actually worked! We are going to make some sweet money together, you and I, over the next 4 years.
*Trump turns, scans the audience*
Trump: Oh yeah, hey everybody else. You just got screwed. I win, again.
*Sinister laugh*
Clinton: Donald *cough* *cough* *cough*... what *cough* what are you talking about?
*Clinton faints*
*Quick commercial break*
*Returns to panicked studio commentators with no clue what to do or say*
...
*30 minutes later, Trump is interviewed*
Interviewer: Mr Trump, that was, um, interesting to say the least. Can you expand on what you were saying?
Trump: Well, I think I was clear. I'm a deal maker. The best deal maker really. The best. You see, Hillary wanted to keep it a secret a little longer, but I just decided, whatever, let's have a little fun.
*BLM protestor dives into the screenshot, tackling Trump*
*Sean Hannity pulls out a pistol and starts firing*
*Chuck Norris steps in, stops everyone, declares himself President for life*
*Happy Ever After*
How I envision tonight's debate unfolding:
Lester Holt: ...and now, for his opening remarks, Donald Trump, you have 90 seconds.
Trump: Good evening all. Hi Hillary, good to see you. Can you believe we did it?!?! Seriously, when Bill suggested this whole thing 2 years ago, I thought it would be fun to play along, but good God, it actually worked! We are going to make some sweet money together, you and I, over the next 4 years.
*Trump turns, scans the audience*
Trump: Oh yeah, hey everybody else. You just got screwed. I win, again.
*Sinister laugh*
Clinton: Donald *cough* *cough* *cough*... what *cough* what are you talking about?
*Clinton faints*
*Quick commercial break*
*Returns to panicked studio commentators with no clue what to do or say*
...
*30 minutes later, Trump is interviewed*
Interviewer: Mr Trump, that was, um, interesting to say the least. Can you expand on what you were saying?
Trump: Well, I think I was clear. I'm a deal maker. The best deal maker really. The best. You see, Hillary wanted to keep it a secret a little longer, but I just decided, whatever, let's have a little fun.
*BLM protestor dives into the screenshot, tackling Trump*
*Sean Hannity pulls out a pistol and starts firing*
*Chuck Norris steps in, stops everyone, declares himself President for life*
*Happy Ever After*
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