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MVJ, I think the beer glass fits you perfectly. You have apparently damaged so many brain cells that you forget that he shut the government down (that was preceeded by the now famous 'Green Eggs and Ham') speech.
That little gambit cost us $24 billion dollars.
I don't think anyone who deliberately costs the US government $24 billion dollars is a bona-fide conservative. Maybe a bona-fide dilettante, but not a bona-fide conservative.
By the way, it certainly looks as if you're defending him, my question is 'do you like him?'
If your answer is yes, perhaps we can send him up to Nebraska after we retire him here in Texas. He has a really nice daddy who is a really nice fundie minister. If he and his daddy were there, you could visit his daddy and he could tell you what a horrible sin alcohol is while he emphasizes the whole 'the wages of sin is death' thing. And you could show him your avatar.
I bet that would really impress the both of them.Comment
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Forget the beer, what would his dad say about exploding prairie dogs?Kung Wu say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!Comment
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I don't care about Ted Cruz. I don't care about Nancy Pelosi. Marion Barry ring a bell- I don't care about him either! They aren't my representatives! I have no voice in what they do. I don't endorse or bash Nebraska representatives on a board based in Kansas, well, because most people don't care. Furthermore, Shocker fever has no voice in Nebraska politics. Furthermore, Shocker fever can't get Ted Cruz thrown out of office. So your blather is just that, frustrated blather about Texas politics, vomited on a board chock full of KANSAS voters.
By the way, Ted Cruz was one single vote. He, himself, didn't shut down anything. And yes, Obama, with his "Back of the bus" mentality towards Republicans, had much more to do with the shutdown than anything Ted Cruz did. You hate the guy so much, get Texans not to vote for him. Bitching to people in Kansas is pointless. Until then, your Rachel poster is waiting for you.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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And deep fried prairie dog is delicious.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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I have always voted Rep. However, Brownback is such an idiot I would have voted for a cardboard box named Vito before SB. I would trust our legislature to clamp down on the Gov. Oh we'll. I hope that our leaders don't run is into a ditch.Originally posted by RoyalShock View PostComment
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My take of a ShockaKahn political post:
Intolerant republicans blah, blah, blah, Ted Cruz. Insert daily Democrat talking point here, blah, blah, blah, free healthcare, blah, blah, blah. Racist republicans, blah, blah, blah, Ted Cruz.
Affordable Care Act, darn Koch Brothers, blah, blah, blah, insert talking point #2 here. I'm really for the man, not the party, the Republicans screwed up again, blah, blah, blah.
Ted Cruz.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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I understand people that don't like religion. If it's not for you, so be it. I get that.....those that hate religion when it does nothing to them....I don't get. You aren't being oppressed. Someone else's faith isn't affecting you. Why do they hate so much? Then the insults.....I'm sick and tired of being called intolerant, a racist and mean because I'm conservative and stupid and backwards because I believe in a higher power. And I'm REALLY sick of my government telling me that.Comment
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WuDrWu, Shockvalue and MVJ, do you get butt hurt much? You all seem to be a little sensitive. Are you all some wimps who hide behind a keyboard and hurl gratuitous insults at people you disagree with all day?
BTW, I don't hate religion, I only think it is a crutch for those who are a little mentally weak. Perhaps I will change my mind as I get older, but I don't see much in mainstream religion that reflects what you folks should have read in your bible, roflmao!Comment
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Matthews.Originally posted by MoValley John View PostKung Wu say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!Comment
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Butthurt??? I'm making jokes! I'm laughing! I'm laughing out loud at you!!! This is fun and I am very happy today. How you even interpreted a single post of mine today as butthurt is puzzling.Originally posted by shocka khan View Post
How Butthurt got into this, I don't know. The only person Butthurt today is you, and that's only because Ted Cruz is using your rectum as his condominium. Some of that "salve" you use with your Rachel Maddow poster might help with your Ted Cruz problem.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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Okay, Matthews...There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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There is only one thing missing from this election cycle, hanging chads.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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BTW, I don't hate religion, I only think it is a crutch for those who are a little mentally weak. Perhaps I will change my mind as I get older, but I don't see much in mainstream religion that reflects what you folks should have read in your bible, roflmao
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