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I'm putting this in politics, because the topic isn't even worthy of Off Topic posting. Since Politics is the dregs of this forum, this is where this rant belongs.
/begin rant
Whoever invented skinny jeans should repent. They are awful. NOBODY looks better in skinny jeans than they would in traditional jeans or pants.
If you are a male heterosexual, skinny jeans make you look gay and are a complete put off to the females you wish to attract.
If you are a gay male, you look stupid in skinny jeans and your partner is too nice to let you know.
If you are a female heterosexual, the skinny jeans warp your figure into an unattractive shape. ANY option is better, except maybe those stretch body pants if you are overweight -- not even sure what those are called. Skinny Jeans can take a nice figure and completely ruin it.
If you are a lesbian, you don't wear skinny jeans because you know how stupid they are and how feminine they make males look while how disfiguring they are to women.
/end rant
/begin rant
Whoever invented skinny jeans should repent. They are awful. NOBODY looks better in skinny jeans than they would in traditional jeans or pants.
If you are a male heterosexual, skinny jeans make you look gay and are a complete put off to the females you wish to attract.
If you are a gay male, you look stupid in skinny jeans and your partner is too nice to let you know.
If you are a female heterosexual, the skinny jeans warp your figure into an unattractive shape. ANY option is better, except maybe those stretch body pants if you are overweight -- not even sure what those are called. Skinny Jeans can take a nice figure and completely ruin it.
If you are a lesbian, you don't wear skinny jeans because you know how stupid they are and how feminine they make males look while how disfiguring they are to women.
/end rant
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