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**ShockerFever** · September 14, 2021, 06:13 PM

Originally posted by C0|dB|00ded View Post

Trump is a crazy person responsible for 100's of thousands of Covidiots - and thus, deaths.

Last I checked AOC believes in Covid-19. At least she's got that goin' for her. Kinda hot too.

Would love to debate her on politics over a couple beers. She'd get destroyed, but hopefully by the time the beer kicked in she wouldn't care. Her body is T.I.G.H.T.

I’m not gonna take somebody’s opinion who said they’d wanna bone Kamala Harris all that seriously when talking about the merits and “hotness” of that idiot. And to say she is not a crazy person doesn’t help your case.

**pinstripers** · September 14, 2021, 07:07 PM

hmmmmm, that's where I had you

**C0|dB|00ded** · September 14, 2021, 09:48 PM

Originally posted by ShockerFever View Post

I’m not gonna take somebody’s opinion who said they’d wanna bone Kamala Harris all that seriously when talking about the merits and “hotness” of that idiot. And to say she is not a crazy person doesn’t help your case.

I just wanted to put a smile on Kamala's face. Remind her what it means to be a woman.

You think this ^^^ guy's gettin' it done?

She ain't bad in the right light. I'll keep 'em dim.

**BOBB** · September 14, 2021, 09:48 PM

Massive tits. I'll give her that. She has a big megaphone, but her influence on the party is limited. Thankfully.

**C0|dB|00ded** · September 14, 2021, 09:50 PM

Originally posted by BOBB View Post

Massive tits. I'll give her that. She has a big megaphone, but her influence on the party is limited. Thankfully.

Thank you!

At least one other guy in here with a functional cock.

**pinstripers** · September 15, 2021, 09:15 PM

AOC Says How She Accidentally Glued Her Face To Her Coffee Table Is A Clear Failure Of Capitalism

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-says-how-she-accidentally-glued-her-face-to-her-coffee-table-is-a-clear-failure-of-capitalism

NEW YORK, NY—Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the world’s smartest socialist, is always talking about the evils of capitalism. Now tragedy has struck her with what she sees as a clear failure of that economic system: She has accidentally super-glued her face to her coffee table.“See what capitalism has done to me?!” Ocasio-Cortez told the press who had to meet her in her living room, since she couldn’t leave because a coffee table was glued to her head. “I had broken apart a vase I bought, to see if there was a prize inside — there wasn’t — and then I was trying to glue it back together. So I emptied a whole tube of Krazy Glue to prepare, but then I thought I heard my coffee table talking to me — like maybe I got superpowers where I’m able to understand the secret language of furniture, as I did get electrocuted by my toaster recently, and that sort of thing can give you superpowers. So I put my ear to the coffee table, but then I got stuck because of all the glue. And the coffee table wasn’t even talking — I had just dropped my phone underneath it. Capitalism has gotten me once again!”Ocasio-Cortez then described how this was all because of capitalism, which drove her to buy a glue made way too strong, a vase with no secret prize in it, and a phone that she was constantly playing YouTube videos on and dropping. And now all those things conspired together to get her face stuck to her furniture.Critics, though, have said that Ocasio-Cortez actually likes capitalism, as demonstrated by her online store, of which she’s proud. “That’s not capitalism,” Ocasio-Cortez explained. “That’s just me meeting consumers’ wants by providing merchandise at prices they’ll pay. That’s a good thing. Capitalism is just bad things, like getting your face glued to a coffee table. Destroy capitalism! Also, you may need to destroy this coffee table. And then someone needs to buy me a new one.”

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