Congratulations to @RoyalShock: whose son just married my niece!!! Crazy happenings!
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Originally posted by Kung Wu View PostCongratulations to @RoyalShock: whose son just married my niece!!! Crazy happenings!
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So.... Since I've chosen to avoid the crude comments, like they're going to Hot Springs tonight, I've got one inappropriate question.
Which one settled? There's one in every marriage. My wife settled.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.
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Originally posted by wufan View PostMy wife was young and naive. I flat dooped her.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.
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BTW, kidding aside, they make one seriously awesome couple. I can't tell you how blessed she is to have your son as a husband!
And, yes, @MoValley John:, I AM indeed saying that his son is the one that settled. She's lucky to have him!Kung Wu say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!
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Finally an answer. Thanks, Kung Wu.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.
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Originally posted by Kung Wu View PostAnd, yes, @MoValley John, I AM indeed saying that his son is the one that settled. She's lucky to have him!
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Honeymoon cystitis.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.
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Originally posted by Kung Wu View PostKinda like when you took that McDermott Fathead on a honeymoon.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.
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