Humor

[pinstripers]

I'll never forget the first time that I had sex. Of course, it helps that I still have the receipt.

[WstateU]

[pinstripers]

Well, I gotta get a new lawncare guy.

The old one resigned, said he was tired of pickin up poop in the back yard.

I argued that he knew that was part of the deal when he took the job.

He replied, "yeah but that was when I thought you owned a dog!"

[pinstripers]

Back when I was in community college, I usta date a stripper. She was nice, but a big girl, prolly weighed about 280-285...... worked at a joint way out on East 4th called "the Bent Pole..."

[WstateU]

Back when I was in community college, I usta date a stripper. She was nice, but a big girl, prolly weighed about 280-285...... worked at a joint way out on East 4th called "the Bent Pole..."

[WstateU]

[WstateU]

[Maizerunner08]

My pregnant wife.

Fine
Fine
Fine
BOOM! Hangry

[pinstripers]

[1972Shocker]

No wonder Kamalala Harris wears pant suits all the time.

[WstateU]

[WstateU]

[shock]

Can’t go wrong with carhartts and a hoodie.

[WstateU]

[WstateU]