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Illegal in Nebraska.Originally posted by shock View Post
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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You can honestly tame alligators. You need to start when they are young, be consistent and train them. Gators are opportunists and when they see you as a meal provider, they quit seeing you as prey. I've gone over this 100 times with my wife, she ain't buying it. She said I could have a parakeet. Why would you have a parakeet other than to feed it to your pet gator?There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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I don't want a monkee....
Screenshot_20220421-110420_DuckDuckGo.jpgThere are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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Oklahoma will let you own anything.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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