Missing Posters of Yore

[shocktown]

I've been posting (off and on *ahem*) in this fine forum since around 1999. I was told there was a whole generation of pranksters that came - even - before my time. They kept accusing me of being this one dude. I can't remember his name. I think it started with an L or something. Apparently we had similar M.O's. And for the last time no, h

When was this board born? Couldn't have been too much earlier than '95. I know I was on Glassrattler (Thunder Hockey board for a few years prior to coming down like a plague on this one). I remember we had a chatroom back in the day for a while. I remember Doc smarting off to me. He's been a marked man ever since... Shockref was around back then too. He's also a smartass... Royal of course. Aargh came along later. 'Fever is essentially a bastard child of mine. I only met his mom once. She wasn't very bright which is why... nevermind.



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Lester Collie possibly.

93 or 94 is about what I’m thinking. Made me want to pay for that WWW AOL crazy connecting sound noise.

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Emoji fail.

It's my historically correct emoji signature filename.

[ShockerFever]

It's my historically correct emoji signature filename.

This isn’t 2012. Still a fail.

[shocktown]

IMO, all bans should be lifted on long-time/generational posters. Do it for Ukraine!

May as well bring the posters back from the 90's since our program is likely headed back there...

KCSHOX
lawmaker

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Lester Collie possibly.

93 or 94 is about what I’m thinking. Made me want to pay for that WWW AOL crazy connecting sound noise.

That's it! Lester Collie!!!!

I've never even read one of his posts. Always wanted to. A real a$$hole eh?

AOL made downloading porn both frustrating and FUN. Waiting... waiting... waiting... for that 64k file to finish. Only took a couple minutes.

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KCSHOX
lawmaker

Lawmaker was on Glassrattler too.

KCSHOX DEFINITELY needs to come back.

People need to understand that the biggest assholes on this board are the best in real life. Take my word for it...

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Anyone know what happened to these guys? Haven’t seen them in a bit. I’m sure there’s others.

ShockBand
Aargh
Ricardo del Rio
Tyrone Shoelace

Thank you for creating this thread. It really put a smile on this old keyboard warrior's face.

God I miss Valleytalk. Hating on those manicure-loving Podunkians and the trailer park kids from Springpatch who could barely even spell.

Now it's just us, and the cheaters minus one Hall of Fame coach and 99.99% of our program's former momentum. It's hard to stomach really. It's hard to even watch the games. And I used to watch games back in the 90's.

I will however, be forever grateful for that beautiful Omaha Sunday afternoon, back in March 2015. 6ft Tekele going for the emphasis dunk. I will call that day the pinnacle of our program in the modern golden era. We had to let off the gas to keep from beating the historic Johnson County cheaters by 20.

Ahhh the memories. Thank you Coach Marshall. I am so sorry............................................. .................................................. ..............

[NCAABound]

Jocoshock
Rosewood (although I think the Coach Marshall thing drove him to the nut house)
Wu shizzle
Hays
Sekshocker or something similar
Tamales
Spangler
Denny Crane
Maggie

[WstateU]

Lester Collie possibly.

93 or 94 is about what I’m thinking. Made me want to pay for that WWW AOL crazy connecting sound noise.

[ShockingButTrue]

People need to understand that the biggest assholes on this board are the best in real life.

[ShockerFever]

Cdizzle

[SubGod22]

Did someone confirm that trop passed? I know he was an older gentleman. Really liked that guy.

[WuDrWu]

Ogirri's older bro was a different cat, but I enjoyed his additions.

[MoValley John]

AOL made downloading porn both frustrating and FUN. Waiting... waiting... waiting... for that 64k file to finish. Only took a couple minutes.

Excessive bandwidth and 4k resolution ruined porn. Give me AOL porn any day! Nobody, I mean nobody wants to see porn in high-def. Porn should be, ummm, needs to be a bit grainy and not too sharply focused. You don't want your porn warts and all.

[shocktown]

Thanks, good ole days. BYW, the dogs here just looked at me like WTF when I played your sound effect.