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Veronica Corningstone and I had sex, and now we are in love!
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I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker."You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"Comment
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Son of a bee-sting."You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"Comment
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I pooped a Cornish game hen."You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"Comment
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Can I take something out for you?Comment
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I'm a zit!Comment
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Great game, Jimmy. I especially liked that move in the seventh inning when you scratched your balls for an hour."You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"Comment
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Ballplayers. I don't have ballplayers, I've got girls. Girls are what you sleep with after the game, not, not what you coach during the game."You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"Comment
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Well I was just wonderin' why you would throw home when we got a two-run lead. You let the tying run get on second base and we lost the lead because of you. Start using your head. That's the lump that's three feet above your ass."You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"Comment
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Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!"You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"Comment
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"Doesn't that hurt them?"
"It doesn't seem to."
"Well it would bruise the heck out of me!"Marge: The plant called and said that if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.
Homer: WOOHOO! Four day weekend.Comment
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I just talked to her last week. She was making me a pot.Comment
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Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates?Comment
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In honor of the passing of Charles Durning: "Moral fibre? I invented moral fibre! Pappy O'Daniel was displaying rectitude and high-mindedness when that egghead you work for was still messing his drawers!"Comment
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The heavens declare the glory of the Bomb, and the firmament showeth His handiwork.Comment
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